How I look at bro when he puts his schlong on the table and says "dinners ready". "mmm, yummy, scrumptious, appetizing, delectable, delightful, distinctive, enjoyable, enticing, exquisite, heavenly, luscious, plecan, pleasant, rich, savory, spicy, sweet, tasty, tempting, yummy"

Stop dropping your phone on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our ♥♥♥♥♥ to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train.

Father Of Lies,

♥♥♥ in disguise,

Your ♥♥♥ won’t last.

There’s a snake in my ass

The ♥♥♥ fathers secret stash

♥♥♥ stop me flat

Im going to ♥♥♥♥ your dad

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ high, into the morning sky

Vape ♥♥♥ from my bum till I die!

Watching Arthur with a ♥♥♥♥ in my ass

Riding hard, Eating ass masterclass

Sacred ♥♥♥ blade

A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crusade

Fatal ♥♥♥ theft

GIVE ME ♥♥♥ OR GIVE ME DEATH

Elons Musk

Jesus Crust

Stealing donations from the ♥♥♥ tsars trust!

A ♥♥♥ smoothie, gulped smoothly

Consume the ♥♥♥ chalice

♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE NAMED ALEX

I'm so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can't take it.

More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals.

They I want her to take off her clown pants and clown u underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her ♥♥♥♥♥. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then ♥♥♥♥ her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun flower as I ♥♥♥.

I don't know why I have this fantasy but I do and it's killing me. I want clown ♥♥♥♥♥ so bad it hurts.

maaan, you touched me first

-rep kinda gay bro he touches we when we sleep together