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DTF? Play this game!

Grunn

Weird choice for them to graphically show a live action recreation of Anakins Youngling slaughter especially in a LEGO game of all things, but apart from that the game is a really decent LEGO game.

When god came to earth he said let there be balloons and by the heavens above we knew we had to stop them.

DTF? (Down to Fish)

The scariest thing about this game is how many hours i put into a game that came out in 2003. I don't regret it because the game is great but the average time to 100% the game is half of what I put into it.

If I'm being honest I just settled in Novigrad and never finished the story. I just became a witcher and decided that that was fun enough. I'm sure the rest of the game is great, but I found happiness as just a guy with a sword who killed beasts for a living.

This is where it started...

I committed the original sin of not completing this game

I punched my desk so hard during the Melania fight that I had to stop playing. Despite causing physical injury, this may just be the best game that I have ever played.