Käyttäjän zuich POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 5.3.2016 klo 4.38

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 14.2.2015 klo 10.12

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 5.3.2016 klo 4.24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 6.31

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 12.3.2016 klo 11.02

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 12.9.2019 klo 23.42

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 12.52

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 14.07

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 15.9.2019 klo 13.26

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 15.9.2019 klo 15.01

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 16.9.2019 klo 0.02

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 9.09

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 5.3.2016 klo 5.15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 5.3.2016 klo 5.19

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 8.15

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 15.9.2019 klo 15.19

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 14.00

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 6.39

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.15

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 13.9.2019 klo 4.33

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 12.02

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 12.9.2019 klo 12.14

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 14.3.2016 klo 10.48

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 15.9.2019 klo 12.03

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 8.37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 6.55

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 15.9.2019 klo 13.23

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 11.32

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Avattu 20.10.2019 klo 7.01

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Avattu 20.10.2019 klo 7.01

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 12.9.2019 klo 12.22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 1.49

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 15.9.2019 klo 13.14

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 5.3.2016 klo 6.16

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.34

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Avattu 12.3.2016 klo 11.36

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 6.21

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.31

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 14.2.2015 klo 10.13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 5.3.2016 klo 4.52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 9.39

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 20.10.2019 klo 4.02

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 13.45

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.34

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.17

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 19.10.2019 klo 7.34

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 12.9.2019 klo 12.57

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 14.9.2019 klo 14.09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 18.10.2019 klo 9.12

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 8.18

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 5.3.2016 klo 5.29

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 10.3.2016 klo 11.28

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Avattu 12.3.2016 klo 11.34

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Avattu 14.3.2016 klo 12.03

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Avattu 20.10.2019 klo 13.45

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Avattu 19.4.2015 klo 6.51

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 5.3.2016 klo 6.39

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Avattu 14.3.2016 klo 11.21

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

23 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

8 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

28 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

22 / 30

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

7 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

5 / 30