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38.9 hrs on record (33.1 hrs at review time)
This is possibly the worst game I have ever played. Experiences that are comparable if not better than playing this game include, being pepper sprayed, being maimed or just general mutilation. This game is like being in an abusive relationship, except unlike most relationships this has 200$ of DLC+microtransactions.

This games level designers are true sadists, creating some of the most uninspired and bland levels. There isn't even a vast quantity of levels, you spend most of your time repeating the same thing over and over again. The mechanics and gun play while not awful, are not in any way satisfying or enjoyable. In addition the lack of cross hair does not make the game “harder” or more “realistic” its just a nuisance. The same goes for the weapon modification system, the variety in modifications Is large, however you won't be able to unlock these In any sensible fashion. The Unlocking is done via entirely rng based system. This makes getting even the simplest modifications a long and tedious grind. The levels themselves are dull, boring and repetitive. It's the same thing every mission. Kill cameras, kill guards, drill doors and take loot to the escape vehicle. This formula gets boring after 1 mission. The games “stealth” mechanic does not change this formula in the slightest. The only major difference is if done correctly your 4 minute wait is quieter. The games stealth mechanic will test your friendships to their limit. Failing the same mission 25 times for a variety of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reasons is not in any way fun.
Also the co-op mode uses a host based system which does not transfer hosts, so anytime the host disconnects all progress is lost. Maybe instead of adding worthless DLC and micro transactions you could FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME. The concept is cool, the execution isn't. Save your money don't buy it.
Posted 22 March, 2017.
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444.4 hrs on record (266.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
CSGO is effectively a 10 man orgy with 100% more clothes. 10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ again.
Posted 23 November, 2015.
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