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📀 * 👔 * 🍖 * 🔋 * 🐝 * 🕺 * 💚 * 📕 * 🐊 * 👾 * 🎁 * 🐠 * 🌸 * 👽 * 😺 * 🍇
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
ㅤ* Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
🌋 * 📘 * 🚕 * ⛳ * 📒 * 🚘 * 🚙 * 🚗 * 🌽 * 🍧 * 💄 * 🎄 * 🍖 * 💎 * 🐊 * 💛
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!
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