Recent reviews by ZombieBroKill

my fiance and i were sooooo excited for this game we both bought brand new computers to be able to handle such an amazing game. turns out we cannot have fun due to a VERY restricting tether we are tied to each other. It should be our choice if we want a tether or not like the last game. by updating it and making the tether bigger it did give us a bit more freedom but its still buggy and we hate it because whoever isn't the host it'll drag you or teleport you randomly and kills you. awful. let US the consumer decide if we want the tether. we have the hardware to support this game. we are switching back to the old game until this gets fixed.

GET SOME GET SOME!!!!! good game

After putting over 60 hours into this game in the first week of purchasing said game. I can conclude that this is one of if not the best video game ever made, BUT one of if not THE WORST servers i've ever played.
10/10 would play it and have it tattooed on me.

NEVER have I ever played a game that has interested me so much so as this one has, from exploring the deep and scary oceans to kidnapping pengwings, from yelling at seamonkeys to fu'k off because they stole your scanner for the 5th time. this game is a masterpiece in its own rights. i had played the crap out of it when it first came out, stopped for a bit to wait for updates and what not. cant believe how much work the devs have put into this games, i support this game so much, and i will do so until it is complete even after. cant wait for the full release!

It works all fine and dandy....until you meet the Archon LITTRALLY cannot beat the game only because when his cutscene happenes it just crashes the game. boi. ive gotten this far on deathinitive diffuculty i WILL beat this game.....when someone shows/tells me to bypass this glitch. Other than that everything else is fun and fine fine fine.

After putting hours into this game, i can conclude that this game IS A HORROR GAME. I have never been so on edge playing a "non horror" game. When you first start you have no clue what to do and just d ick around for the first 30 minutes, so obviously im going to find the biggest creature i can and c unt punch that b itch. BAD IDEA!! having a leviathan in your face at 60 fps in ultra settings will make anyone s hit themselfs like a f ucking volcano in thier a sshole. All in all 10/10 would have sex with this game if it was a female preferably 8 years of age.