If you're reading this, please stop. What the hell are you doing? I asked you politely to stop reading this. Come on! It's not like I'm being unreasonable. It's my profile and I've asked you politely to stop reading it and here you are just reading away like you own the place. Why don't you just pull up a reclining chair and really settle in? Maybe I grab you a cup of tea? A biscuit? Maybe a pair of slippers so your toes don't get cold? Some people.