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Hello, I've been a big fan of The Simpsons most of my life, and although the latest seasons aren't all that good, they still provide some laughs from time to time. What's your opinion on the show and the new episodes?

I think the show was at its peak during season 11, it also helps that was the time in my life when I started watching it, so I admit I might be talking from nostalgia. A lot of people seem to think the series was already turning bad at this point, but I think the jokes were pretty funny and the celebrity appearances were still subtle enough that they felt fresh.

ça va faire mal aux racistes de tous bords mais on vient tous d'Afrique !

Hello, my name is Alejandro Meres and am a veteran medical surgin at OSU university/health clinic and am here with tested real results and answers. Yes, you can get aids from swimming with black people, you can also get aids just by touching them. Black people have a lower class skin and extremely unstable atoms and DNA strands in there brain that cause them to produce aids through there sweat, unlike clean folk. There is a reason why god put black people in a isolated desert, and it would have been better if we had left those bastards there to starve.

Salu sava je sais que je viens super tard cette map c'est un mode parce je joue sûr ps3 et je tout faire dans le jeu si tu pouvais me répondre merci cordialement

ta gueule pédé bougnoule. vous êtes la femme, esclave, chien. je crache sur vous !

on devrait instauré la peine de mort pour tout racistes, homophobes, transphobes, mauvais politiciens

Place de la concorde, une grande guillotine, comme à l’époque. Tout les personnes qui ne change pas d’avis sur le changement du monde up une tête en moins

Anon: *destroys OP's whole career*

OP: oh noooo

Shrek, pewdiepie and mr beast: based 100 (in unison)

Keanu rheevs and hannah montana: and redpilled 100!!! (also in unison)

Everybody: where is the like button?

Me: like this if you watching in 2020!!! #stayathome

i remember when my daddy would dance with my mom to this song . but now there both in heaven dancing i love you dad and mom

Who is listening 🎧 to this amazing 💯🔝🔥song 🎼🎹 in April 2020 during Corona Lockdown?? 💜💙💚💛

En légende, Jean Dujardin écrit : "JTKC!!" (aka "Je t'ai cassé" vous l'aurez compris) accompagné des hashtags #bricedenice et #idiot. Un humour premier degré, digne du casseur surfeur, mais qui a le mérite de beaucoup faire rire les internautes. ""Casséeeeeee lollll", "Santé !", "Énorme ! Je vois qu’on s’amuse bien", "Etablissements Dujardin: 'faire le con oui ... mais finement'", "Et bien mon chouchou c’est qu’on s’amuse pendant le confinement avec Brice", "Excellent Jean ! Le connerie ne tue pas" peut-on lire dans la marge du cliché. Certains internautes s'essaient même à revisiter les répliques cultes du casseur surfeur : "Moi le matin, je casse le vent, je bois ma corona, ça me purifie c'est important." Une chose est sûre : le "casse" de Jean Dujardin n'a pas fini de faire rire les internautes.

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I could never be bigger than you, Bane!💖
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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "varygumes humor" threads.

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.

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Some people call it hip-hop, trance, dance, rock and pop it don't matter its hot, we call it music!

ahah :)

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

Genie: what are your 3 wishes?

Me: make every word 5 letters long

Genie: wishh grant

Meeee: makee every wordd start withh "sn"

Snnie: snshh snant

Sneee: snkee snvery snrdd snddd snthh "eed"

Sneed: sneed sneed

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Sneed: sneed sneed

"Hurr, Cringe! Durr, Cringe! Cringe!"

Is that all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ can say?!

"ugh, based based based cringe cringe cringe based based cringe cringe"

I feel like I'm in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asylum full of dementering old people, that can do nothing but repeat the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words and look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken record!

"Cringe cringe cringe cringe! cringe based based! onions onions onions! onions LOL onions! Cringe boomer Le zoomer! I am boomer?! No zoom zoom zoomies, zoomer going zoomies!"

AGH I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE THE INTERNET SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUCH!! ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HONEST GOD-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

OH BUT I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGED ISN'T IT? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGEY-CRINGE BASED CRINGE REDDIT CRINGE BASED REDDIT ONIONS BASED ONIONS CRINGE REDDIT CRINGE

-Papa je suis gay
-Moi aussi mon fils, ta mère aussi.
Tout simplement Epic !

I am a foreigner learning English now and come across to the abovementioned sentence a lot in the Stormfront which i think under the first impression is a domain like the Warcraft,and later i found out it is not.Users in there are very racist and hating black people,so is that sentence aslo racial abusing like the N-word?Need help from the native speakers.Thank you a lot in advance.

Je crois que les filles m'aiment bien parceque je suis un peu mystérieux comme Light Yagami, je suis toujours tout seul, aux récrées je m’assoie sur un banc avec ma capuche et la tête baissé et quand quelque passe à coté de moi je chuchote des truc genre okamari no suzoki, ça ne veut rien dire mais ça fait mystique, les gens sont intrigués.

bombadil youre literally so autistic i just activated chat to tell you

♥♥♥♥£r

Used to buy thermal flasks and pour soup into them and compare how long they would work, in different situations etc. Overall I did this as my main hobby for 5 years, compared THOUSANDS of different thermal flasks (I used to assign them countries, backstories etc like the real Olympics) to see who would emerge as champion. Would spend hours a day assessing the performance of each flask etc. Wasn't concerned by anything else.

❁ quelques conditions à savoir. ne me suivez pas si vous croyez :

— à l'héterophobie
— au sexisme inversé
— au racisme anti-blanc

➳ je ne veux pas de vous en tant qu'abonnés, si vous avez un problème avec une quelconque religion, êtes sexistes, racistes et/ou grossophobes

Dear GOD what an astounding behind that is. I think that the female form is proof that there is indeed a God watching over us. There is no way that a bunch of fat and sinew could turn itself into such a majestic form. That ass is a work of art. While i am not one to brappost (i find it in extremely poor taste) I am not ashamed to say that i would lick that crack in your ass clean and i do not care if you had taken a slimy turd just nanoseconds before. Look at it. LOOK AT IT! The way those pants accentuate that round bottom, the way she sticks it out just a little bit to show off her wonderful form.

Dear GOODNESS. That plump, juicy and absolutely astoundingly beautiful ASS. What a sick and cruel existence it is to know that such pure unfiltered beauty, such anatomical perfection is out there and you will never get to experience a night with that ass in complete and total servitude to you. Why did God have to make this ass and not let me have the joy and wonder of experiencing it? WHY? I BEG YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY!

IMAGINE HER TAKING A BIG STINKY DUMP ON MY FACE AAAAAAAAW YEAAAAAAH BRAAAAAAAAAAPAPAOPPPPPPLLLLSPPPLLLOOORTRT
*kadunk*
NUM NUM NUM SO GOOD GIVE ME MORE ANIME GIRL GIVE ME MORE STINKY POOPIES
*Slpuuuurrrrrrttttgurrglrggguuurggle*
AAAAW YESSS GOD IT SMELLS CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STENCH ANON?
DO YOU THINKSHE FEELS A LITTLE PAIN WHEN SHE LAYS A FAT LOG ON MY FACE SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF
OH BOY HERE COMES ANOTHER LOAD!
HOLD ON BOYS!
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*SPPPLLLUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPLLLLAAAAAAATTTTT*

♥♥♥♥ videogames btw. ;)

The zu bissou scene was it for me. Her mouth is like twelve Klansmen hiding behind a bush made of sausages.

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The joke is that two women are incapable of forming a normal relationship.
Women in general have no boundaries, loyalty or sense of morals.
Women prefer not to watch porn because they use their own imagination rather than visual stimulus for arousal, this is why your wife closes her eyes when you ♥♥♥♥ her, she isn't getting of at the sight of a knob rather the thought of another guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her.
Marge here is absolutely aroused at the idea of her daughter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ millhouse, she simply can't help imagining the little boy naked.
A mother and daughter taking about the daughters sexual partners knob length and laughing about it is almost lynchian.
The reason women don't get this joke is because taking about partners ♥♥♥♥♥ is absolutely standard behaviour

Pour David Sheff, la vie de son fils, SLK, un jeune homme billant, sportif, à l’esprit vif et cultivé, était déjà toute tracée : à ses 18 ans, SLK était promis à une prestigieuse carrière universitaire. Mais le monde de (((David))) s’effondre lorsqu’il réalise que SLK a commencé à toucher à la drogue en secret dès ses 12 ans. De consommateur occasionnel, SLK est devenu accro à la méthamphétamine et plus rien ne semble possible pour le sortir de sa dépendance. Réalisant que son fils et devenu avec le temps un parfait étranger, David décide de tout faire pour le sauver. Se confrontant à ses propres limites mais aussi celles de sa famille.

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Dazend___: Fake
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Akowah: GRAND CRU
delta_record: reputee
iZesmoFR: boulogne l'adresse?

Le cul de Michelle Obama fait la fierté de toute la savane

La tribu toute entière, réunie autour de la case sacrée se mit à hurler "L'eau est revenue ! L'eau est revenue !" lors de l'arrivée de Michelle Obama dans son village de Kirikou.

Comme Rafiki brandissant le petit Simba devant la foule électrisée dansant le doundomba, le shaman du village se mis à faire des rites incantatoires, comme pour invoquer les dieux de la pluie et leur indiquer que le cul de Michel, ayant subit 40 ans de Double-Cheese et de Coca-Cola était de retour sur sa terre d'origine, pour retrouver un régime plus sain à base de Poulet sauce Mafé à l'huile d'arachide, comme l'avait toujours connu ses ancêtres bien avant les champs de coton.

Ce cul, bombé comme une boulette coco allait enfin retrouver ses racines.

They should have turned her into a breeding sow. She was the best character when she was pregnant. She should have been pregnant the entire show becoming the office's source for milk. Like kevin would come up and milk her big udder tities into his coffee and awkwardly thank her.

【Ｓｎｅｅｄ】
【 食品と種 】
【以前はチャック】

Ｓｎｅｅｄ
食品と種

It is my dream to become like the driver. 100% like him.

I watch this movie at least once a day. I have his jacket and gloves and I even have a little wooden stick to chew on. I have had my hair cut and dyed so it is the same colour as his.

I dont have a car yet so right now I am known as the walker instead of the driver however I am currently saving up for a car. I have also been taking boxing lessons in case anyone pisses me off.

To be fair, you have to be a pedophile to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the Talmud most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from The Talmud, for instance. The goyim don’t understand this stuff; they don’t have the talmudic understanding to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something DEEP about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE goyim- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Talmudic sacrifices. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated goyim scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens.

I honestly can't understand the whole obsession with Framerate, and I'm a woman whose primary gaming device is a PC (a market normally overly obsessional about stupidly high resolutions and framerates).

As long as it runs at a stable 30+ with no random spiking I couldn't care less (if the hardware/software combo takes it, I normally set the limit at 49 if it's smooth at the point).

People don't go see a film and ♥♥♥♥♥ about how it isn't 60fps (most films are 24fps, with some newer ones being higher).

It's probably just the demo, although it could be a "Only 60fps on PS4 PRO" which I'm sure is a thing (I had a PRO for about a day, would overheat in 10 minutes from cold (I think the fan was dead on arrival), I have a Slim now which gets warm, but doesn't overheat even after many hours).

P.S. Maybe my mindset on this whole frame nonsense is a consequence of being British, where TVs for the longest period of time could only even display 50fps due to the 50hz refresh rate.

would never, under any circumstances, get a tattoo of a streaming platform.

You don't see Star Wars fans getting Yoda tattoos, or trekkies getting tattoos of Admiral Ackbar.

Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.

When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.

10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they stream on a particular platform will only see obsolescence and failure.

Shaykh ‘Abd al-‘Azeez ibn Baaz (may Allah have mercy on him) said: It is medically proven that masturbation leads to a number of diseases. For example, it weakens the eyesight and reduces sharpness of vision to a great extent. It also weakens the penis so that it becomes partially or completely flaccid, in such a way that the one who does that becomes more like a woman because he loses the most important characteristic of manhood with which Allah has favoured men over women. Thus he is unable to get married and if it so happens that he does get married, he is not able to perform his marital function in the manner required, so it is inevitable that his wife will look at other men, because he is not able to keep her chaste. And that has negative consequences as is quite obvious.

I am a young man who is about to get married, but I have a problem, namely premature ejaculation. I know that this is a problem that will cause me a lot of difficulty when having intercourse after marriage. At present I am taking steps to deal with this matter myself by reciting Qur’an. When going to sleep, I place my hand over my penis and recite al-Faatihah and “And We send down from the Quran that which is a healing and a mercy…” [al-Isra’ 17:82] and “And when I am ill, it is He who cures me” [ash-Shu ‘ara’ 26:80], each one seven times, then I say: “I ask Allah, Lord of the Mighty Throne, to heal me” seven times, then I offer supplication (du‘aa’), then I blow on my penis three times.

And every morning – when I am going to work in my car – I place my hand over my penis and recite the last two verses of Soorat al-Baqarah, Aayat al-Kursiy, al-Faatihah, al-Mu‘awwidhaat, and Ikhlaas and the two verses I mentioned above, in addition to the supplication that I mentioned, then I blow three times on my penis. I do that three times, then after that I ask Allah to heal me from this. Is what I am doing something correct or are there other means or other verses? I do not want to get married when I am in this state.

*snap*