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Normal girls play Dress up, we Cosplay.
Normal girls eat Ice cream when depressed, we eat Cheesecake.
Normal girls wouldn't ever Go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slender man.
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail, we freak out over a broken knife.
Normal girls wear Bows, we wear Beanies
. Normal girls say weird, we say cool.
Normal girls ask why did you do that?, we say you shouldn't have done that.
Normal girls say go to hell, we say GO.TO.SLEEP.
Normal girls say Link, we say BEN Drowned.
Normal girls think Jeff is ugly, we think he is Beautiful.
Normal girls say Cannibal, we say Eyeless Jack.
Normal girls say go die in a hole, we say you've met with terrible fate.
Normal girls fan girl over band boys, we fan girl over Psycho Killers.
Repost if you love Creepypastas
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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“How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate.
We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?”
He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Faker? The goat is never washed.”
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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blueberry swirl cheesecake
Ultra creamy homemade cheesecake swirled with sweet blueberry sauce. All on top of my favorite buttery graham cracker crust. Your guests will beg for seconds!
Ingredients
Blueberry Sauce
2 teaspoons (6g) cornstarch
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 Tablespoon (15ml) warm water
2 cups (280g) fresh or frozen blueberries*
2 Tablespoons (25g) granulated sugar
Crust
1 and 1/2 cups (180g) graham cracker crumbs (about 12 full sheet graham crackers)
1/4 cup (50g) granulated sugar
5 Tablespoons (71g) unsalted butter, melted
Filling
24 ounces (678g) full-fat brick cream cheese, softened to room temperature
1 cup (200g) granulated sugar
1 cup (240g) full-fat sour cream (or yogurt), at room temperature
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3 large eggs, at room temperature
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blueberry swirl cheesecake
Ultra creamy homemade cheesecake swirled with sweet blueberry sauce. All on top of my favorite buttery graham cracker crust. Your guests will beg for seconds!
Ingredients
Blueberry Sauce
2 teaspoons (6g) cornstarch
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 Tablespoon (15ml) warm water
2 cups (280g) fresh or frozen blueberries*
2 Tablespoons (25g) granulated sugar
Crust
1 and 1/2 cups (180g) graham cracker crumbs (about 12 full sheet graham crackers)
1/4 cup (50g) granulated sugar
5 Tablespoons (71g) unsalted butter, melted
Filling
24 ounces (678g) full-fat brick cream cheese, softened to room temperature
1 cup (200g) granulated sugar
1 cup (240g) full-fat sour cream (or yogurt), at room temperature
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3 large eggs, at room temperature
Ingredients:
4 Slices Bread
4 Eggs
1 Tablespoon Vanilla
1 Cup Milk
1 Tablespoon Cinnamon
4 oz. Warm Cream Cheese
2 Tablespoons Vanilla Extract
2 Tablespoons Lemon Juice
¾ Cup Heavy Cream
1 ½ Cups Strawberry, Diced, Divided
⅓ Cup Sugar
Confectioners Sugar
Maple Syrup
Preparation:
1.Whisk eggs, cinnamon, vanilla and milk together in medium-large bowl to create egg wash.
2. In medium bowl mix cream cheese, vanilla, sugar, lemon juice and heavy cream (optional).
3. Take 2 slices of bread and spread mixture on both.
4. Press sliced strawberries on both slices & press together.
5. Dunk in egg wash.
6. Melt butter in a skillet on medium-low heat and cook bread for 2-3 minutes or until crumbs are crispy and bread is more solid.
7. Stack and garnish with strawberries and confectioners sugar. Add maple syrup to preference.
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2021 - 2022
He rode his motorcycle into Heaven
> 2:00 am- Wake up > 2:05am - Cold shower > 2:15am - breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall 2:30am - begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. > 2:45am - edging,4hrs (for disipline) > 6:45am - cold shower > 7:00am - begin sprint to work > 8:00am - arrive at work > 8:05am - get called into boss' office > 8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" > 8:10am - sprint back home > 9:10am - lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal > 9:10am - edging(as punishment) > 3:00pm - bed time
1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction
1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction