Fair Donovan, thou hast seemingly disregarded mine earnest plea to attend to the matter of our journey to Michigan. Alas, thou persistest in overlooking us righteous folk to dally with those whom thou deemest "homosexual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." I beseech thee, deign to respond and demonstrate thy genuine concern for our venture to Compton, thereby disproving mine accusation. The sands of time dwindle, for thou hast but twenty minutes ere thou art deemed untrustworthy forevermore.

Hark, Donovan, thy companions art naught but flamboyant sodomites, addle-pated soothly, who ensnare thee in a fog of hemp smoke, rendering thee incapable of coherent ruminations. They, with their deceitful machinations, lead thee to believe in their supposed grandeur and sagacity, whilst in truth they are mere leeches, bereft of knowledge. Shouldst thou not hearken unto us, the true and virtuous folk, regarding the journey to Compton, I shall proclaimeth that this alliance is henceforth dissolved. Dalton, verily, doth not ignore my missives... take heed of this truth.

hopefully they fix hwoarangs hitboxes because me and you both know that was absolute b.s

ur hwoarang is as good as the crunchwrap is

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely!