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24 of 33 (73%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Silence!

Interrupt Manger.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Window Shopping

Spend 15 minutes loitering without picking up the first task sheet during the intro.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 11:42am

Whale

Obtained an SSR drop from a gacha machine.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 9:17am

Full-Time Employee

Reach one of the normal endings.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 4:50am

Part-Time Employee

Reach one of the joke endings.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 12:35pm

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

Achieved all endings.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 10:42am

Stonks

Obtained a paycheck with a positive number.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 10:33am

Ice-cube connoisseur

Read all of Davey's notes.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 6:53am

Observator

Read all of the Janitor's notes.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 10:19am

[REDACTED]

Read all of the Cult's notes.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Wrong Number

Called an available phone number.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:10am

Welcome to Gran Turbismo

Discover the 'Car' dimension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:55am

Lactose

Discovered the secret of the 'Milk' dimension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 10:44am

Mr Bones

Gave all bones to The Stranger.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 10:07am

Where are the cartoon animals?

Landed a 3 pointer.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:19am

Parkour

Fell out of bounds.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:54am

Fiend

Encountered a Komodo Dragon.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 9:37am

My lungs!

Fed The Flesh some smokes.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 4:45am

Impending heart attack

Gulped down some form of drink.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:35am

Hackerman

Opened the Church door using a code.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:09am

The Developer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

IT'S NOT ME?! IT'S THE OTHER GUY.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 4:18am

Overachiever

Did a task that wasn't on the list.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:40am

RIP In Peace

You died lmao.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:31pm

God Speedrunner

Beat a "Joke ending" speedrun faster than a time of 0:00:27:00.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 4:53am



The full picture

Read all Newspapers.

Mr Hugh Jass

Called all available phone numbers.

Who the hell is this?

Placed all five polaroid photos on the 'Banned customers' board.

World's best employee of The Month

Achieve all achievements.
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