Recent reviews by The Baked Pie Deush

NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE ALL MY ITEMS AWAY NOOOOOOOO

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

The storyline and lore is amazing. The characters are all well written, thought out, and get you invested in their stories and backgrounds. The lore does a great job of doing a hard scifi take on the whole of the game's events by linking together reality and this otherworldly situation, and making it reasonable and believable for the storyline.

I thought the gameplay was a lot of fun, even though it wasn't PARTICULARLY action packed (it comes in sequences as opposed to being present all the time). I think if you are looking for an action packed game, you may want to steer away, but they put a lot of work into making just walking and making deliveries an actual fun experience.

Had I not gotten it for free, I still would pay for it (probably just sale price though since the multiplayer elements don't require active online players).

Game is a lot of fun, but no longer works on Linux. Will update review if they ever get rid of the Easy Anti-Cheat and fix the vulnerabilities they were encountering rather than bandaging them and killing support for OSes.

300 hours in and I still can't build something I'm happy with for more than 10 hours.

And yet I still come back.

10/10 made me want to buy a city builder for Switch

I had been eyeing this game for some time, and was always interested in playing it. I finally got around to it and was surprised by how good it was.

The story is honestly riveting. I played through in one sitting because I wanted to finish the story.

Art design was very interesting and unique. It really built the atmosphere.

The puzzles were straightforward enough but still made me think. I didn't find myself entirely stuck at any point, nor was my hand held either.

For anyone who is interested in a really interesting story and a spooky experience that isn't jumpscare ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a la FNAF, definitely pick this up and play it. I hope they dev more.

I spent more time on this than at work in a work week, and I work a 40 hour per week job.

Very fun sandbox game. People say it's "Minecraft in 2D", but it really isn't. It has a very different feel to it, and combat is a much bigger part of it than building is. Yes, you can build really cool stuff, but what's more fun is exploring above and below ground alike for all the environments, enemies, and hidden things you might find.

Very fun combat system and boss progression. Even better when you are with friends. However, if you beat the game with a character, there is very little to do with him past that point. You might just want to make a new save and start from scratch if you want to keep on playing.

Overall, it was a really good experience. I would highly recommend just grabbing a copy, it's super cheap now anyways.

Very interesting game. You surprise yourself by how much you want to keep finding out things in the story line. Also, the story is not very predictable at all and is very original.

Even though I "beat" the game, 10/10 would play again. I enjoyed the story the first time, and I want to replay it to see everything I missed.

lotta grind, lotta fun

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