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We've written 15 pages of notes _thus far_. We're obsessed with this game and the way the story slowly unwinds itself and encourages to connect all sorts of seemingly unrelated dots.

It's beautiful it's haunting it's terrifying it's stunning it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay and precious and cute and lovely and wonderful. Everything about this game is wonderful.

fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox !!!!!!!

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2022/01/tabletop-simulator-removes-global-chat-amid-lgbtq-moderation-controversy/

Intentionally or otherwise, the people behind this game support transphobic and homophobic views. We love TTS, it's a fantastic incredible tool, but we can't support people who wish to hide us as though we are detestable.

Xen is absolutely stunning. This is a wonderful rendition to the original Half-Life <3

This game is just perfect. It's not the best game out of all the games, that's not what makes it perfect, but it masterfully does what it set out to do. It is a cute, pretty, funny, smart, and enjoyable puzzle game.

This game isn't for everyone. I don't think it's a bad game, so I'm a bit iffy on not recommending it, but it's a game that doesn't respect my time.

As one progresses through the game, the levels become bigger and more intricate, and the amount of work one has to do becomes exponentially bigger. It's not that the game is insanely hard, it's just insanely tedious. The main mechanic of the game is to create triangles to use as platforms, or to place them on walls to be able to walk up the walls. So that's what you spend most of your time doing. Creating triangles to be able to get from one place to another. This isn't something that requires thought, this is just busywork. I got up to level 7 or 8, and when I saw just how big the map was, I gave up with the game.

And not even bother with the collectibles. Ffs, they are a pain in the arse to get to. I spent half an hour travelling the outside of a level to find one or two collectibles, and I might have had to restart the whole level because I triggered an event in the game by accident, preventing me from leaving a room afterwards. Either I restarted the level, or I spent ten more minutes building triangles until I reached the ceiling and escaped through there; I can't remember.

Other reviews mention later that you have to use triangles to reflect lasers, and that you get to teleport. Frankly, I'm afraid of just how tedious things would get after that.

Don't get me wrong, this isn't a bad game. I think it's a lovely game. It has foxes in it, and I love foxes, so I immediately love the game. The levels are pretty, the idea behind the game is fun, and the story is a nice enough motivation to play the game. Wanting to know what happened with the foxes was my only reason to play. But the game doesn't respect my time, and I have better uses for my time.

This is a very pretty game. Very calming, but... perhaps forcefully so. It forces you to take things slowly, very slowly, because despite the fact that it gives you the ability to boost, because at any moment you might find a star trying to suck you in, or an asteroid wheezing towards you. And sometimes they do a tiny bit of damage. Sometimes they take more than half of your health. I lost forty minutes of time when an asteroid did just that.

So, ugh, no. Don't play this game if you don't want to waste your life.

This game compares itself to Super Meat Boy. The nerve it has. It really, really isn't. It is slow, because it requires you to kill enemies[ it's controls aren't super great, and it lacks a pumping soundtrack. And the game isn't even hard, it's just frustrating and repetitive and uninspired. I reached level fifty something in less than an hour, mostly because the first thirty levels are the same. It then introduced homing missiles that had amazing precision, at which point I decided it wasn't worth my time.

A controller is a must. It is playable on a keyboard, but I found it terribly frustrating.

It's got hats, it's got dances, 5/7 what else can you expect. It totally wins the test of time award.