Recent reviews by Definitely Not Zima

I didn't know that double zimmermann was op until after I beat and game and checked out other people playthroughs.

Is this how it felt to use the twin blade sellsword lightning risin in DS3?

REBECCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you can't even begin to comprehend my pain right now

So I started off playing Harald cause I thought he was cool,
kept playing Harald as a joke cause he's absolutely terrible,
now I'm too deep in and my best Civ is Norway,
I need therapy.

I don't understand why this is fun, nothing works correctly, I managed to bug out a battery maker by sticking a giraffe into it, don't ask. It's fun, it's stupid, play this with your friends.

Listen, I'm not saying that I'd go to hell for Lucifer, but like,





I'd go to hell for Lucifer

Play this game if you want there to be a game where you can:

1, be a Katana master who gives zero ♥♥♥♥ about tactics and only want to use the Katana
2, be a slightly bigger katana master who does give a ♥♥♥♥ about tactics while also wanting to use something similar to a Katana
3, be a scottish man wearing the skirt while giving everyone PTSD when you either kick them or grab them
4, be a thicc boi and lose every single match up
5, be a double katana wielding dude who also loses every single match up
6, be a master of shoulder bashing people into oblivion and only use the long sword every now and then
7, be a pretty much naked viking in a harsh and cold enviorment where ledges are your only friend
8, be a well dressed viking in a harsh and cold enviorment where ledges and your skull are your only friends
9, be a big dude in full heavy plated armor shoving everyone only to die to a poke in the chest with a dagger (somehow)
10, be some Chinese dude dancing side to side while screaming some Chinese phrase
11, be a Chinese girl with some sort of claw reverse dagger hybrid thing
12, be an older Chinese man with kicks that will give other people PTSD with a Chinese version of a halberd
13, be a Chinese monk that doesn't really play the game but instead plays chess in his mind against you, while also poking you with a stick with metal ends
14, be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lunatic religious ♥♥♥♥♥ would likes to bite people while being near the top of the meta
15, be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lunatic who waves two axes in strange positions until at one point the let it go finally...........or spin
16, be a dude with a literal bucket as a helmet who can push people around with a shield literally whenever they want
17, be a girl with twin swords and some serious spine problems
18, be a girl with a naginata while telling everyone it's a naginata not a spear
19, be a dude with a shield so small you wonder why it's even there until you hit people with it, or sometimes use it to block something, or use it to catch coins coming out of thin air, or use it to deflect an attack and then stab them in the guts only to wonder how they're still alive and standing afterwards
20, be Naruto but less flashy and uses some sort of sickle attached to some chains or something
21, be a girl with a spear and a slightly smaller shield so you don't confuse her with some Spartan chick
22, be a dude who's ego is about as big as the empire he used to serve

don't play this game if you want:
1, an interesting fighting mechanic that you will never get bored of
2, working as intended fights against people with 300 ping
3, not playing against/with toxic saltlords who complains no matter how you play
4, not fighting against Adamantoise from FFXV
5, using characters who you like but only have one optimal move
6, not fighting against characters with only one optimal move
7, to try this on the console version first
8, to switch on to the PC version only to complain about the state of the console version
9, a game with an easy learning curve

and finally
play/don't play this game because it is not R6S

Played it a bit, not a bad simulator, could use more frequent updates

I loved the part where I saw YOU DIED and there were 3 estus left I could have used

I want more hentai for Ann