Recent reviews by zil

Fishies! Fishies, fishies!

5 of my buddies went on something like this I wouldn't recommend it

The first time i played this game i spawned into a dark cold foggy night. I wandered around the streets looking for a sign. I found one and read it "Kamyshovo" it said. Then I met a group of survivors that fed me pumpkins I trusted them, I should not have. They knocked me out cuffed me and put a bag over my head. Once I woke up they directed me to walk forward, I complied, a sheer sharp pain shot up my leg as I realized I had stepped into a bear trap. They then directed me more, I continued to comply. Once I had arrived at the destination they pulled the bag off my head, I was in a jail cell. They gave me food and said it was the "Best fried chicken in town" I tried it, it was some good chicken. They forced me to sing for them, they forced me to sing... "All I want for Christmas is you" by Mariah Carey, they said I sang well. They kept me in there for a while observing me, they thought I needed a friend. They left for an hour and came back they had some tied up fisherman. They put him into the cell with me. I had a good conversation with him. Then they brought us more chicken. Then gave it to me and I ate it up. My friend though was more careful he insisted on not eating it as said "It isn't chicken buddy" to me. The group told me not to worry and that it was chicken they then told me to hold my hands over my ears. They yelled at the fisherman I couldn't make it out that well. They said something about human meat and kuru. Then my friend started punching me screaming "I DONT WANT TO BE TRAPPED WITH THIS PSYCHOPATH CANNIBAL" we fought for a while I came out on top. The group told me to feed him, that he was hungry, so i fed him this "chicken". He woke up laughing and tried to kill me the group shot him in the head. I watched his dead body collapse onto the floor right in front of me. Then I was knocked unconscious when I woke up I heard flys, they were everywhere. I stood up and looked out of the jail cell window. The bodies of the group were littering the ground and there was a man there. He looked at me said "shhhh" and disappeared. I was desperate and starving I found a lock pick on the body of one of the group member right outside my cell and I freed myself. I took their stuff and vowed to protect this town. I don't want anyone else to go through that. I think I might be sick though, I'm getting tremors and I keep laughing hysterically, I have a drive to taste some more of that "chicken".

i can say with complete honesty this should cost as much as a triple A game, the graphics are so good, the game play is so good, i can play this for hours and not get tired of it, this game should be remembered as the best game of the century

basically a horror game 10/10

strangers came up to me and gave me kisses, is this the only way i can feel loved?