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ME IN JAMAICA RIGHT NOW MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_GX8A0eeRw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfDHCu6MuQ

My facts:

-I win every 1 or 2 of THREE matches per day (Actually won ONE of FOUR today, but i am not giving up).
-I am multi pick, random each time, to save gold AND cuz i know i am gonna be fair with it (There are a few excepcions, like today for examnple, chose Clockwerk, played fairly but lost, and chose him again and got 12 kills but still lost, tho).
-Formerly 5-star Crusader, now 5-star Herald, dunno why i cannot level up.
-312 of 753 matches won.
-My performance EXCLUSIVELY and IMPERATIVELY depends on wether at least ONE of my teammates is good AND if ONE of my oppponents screws up at the start and feeds me.
-Got my own strats.
-Asperger. Dunno why, but i shouldn't be playing this, since it's for Neurotypical people who can do better

I really miss my homie, even though you're gone away, I know you're in a better place, and I hope to see you soon some day.