8
Products
reviewed
74
Products
in account

Recent reviews by zhakazhaka

Showing 1-8 of 8 entries
1 person found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record
Batman™: Arkham Origins is the dark horse of the series. Though not made by Rocksteady, it’s still a solid game. Here’s why:

Pros:

Story: A tale of a young Batman and his first encounter with the Joker — it’s gripping drama.

Combat: The same iconic Arkham style — fights look and feel amazing.

Atmosphere: A Gothic Gotham on Christmas Eve — dark but beautiful.

Cons:

Bugs: More than in other Arkham games, but nothing game-breaking.

Lack of innovation: Feels more like an expansion than a full step forward.

Verdict: If you love Batman, this is a must-play. It’s not Arkham City, but still awesome.

P.S. If this review helped, click "Helpful." If not, well... call the Bat-Signal!
Posted 5 February.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.3 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
Half-Life 2 isn’t just a sequel; it’s an evolution. In 2004, it set new standards for the entire industry. If the first game was a revolution, the second one was its triumph. Here’s why:

Pros:

Physics: The Source Engine showed for the first time that physics in games could be more than just decoration — it could be part of the gameplay. The gravity gun is genius.

Story and World: City 17, the Combine, the mysterious G-Man — it all creates an atmosphere you want to explore.

Graphics: For its time, it was photorealistic. Even now, the game holds up well.

Gameplay: A great mix of shooting, puzzles, and atmospheric moments.

Cons:

Ending: Again, it leaves more questions than answers. But maybe that’s a good thing?

Boat Mission: A bit too long, but it’s a minor flaw.

Verdict: Half-Life 2 is a must-play for anyone who calls themselves a gamer. It’s like "The Dark Knight" of video games. If you haven’t played it yet, what are you even doing with your life?

P.S. If this review helped, click "Helpful." If not, well... you’re just not ready for the truth about Gordon Freeman.
Posted 5 February.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
11.6 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
The Forest is a survival horror that will make you forget about sleep. Surviving on an island full of mutants is scary, fun, and a little insane. Here are the pros and cons:

Pros:

Atmosphere: The island is beautiful but terrifying. Every rustle makes you look over your shoulder.

Building: You can build anything — from a hut to a whole castle. Just don’t let the mutants eat you.

Story: There’s a mystery you’ll want to solve. No spoilers, but the ending will surprise you.

Co-op: Playing with friends is even scarier and more fun.

Cons:

Graphics: Not the most modern, but it works for the atmosphere.

Single-player: Sometimes it feels too lonely (but maybe that’s the point).

Verdict: The Forest is a unique experience. If you love survival games and horror, it’s a must-play. If not, try it anyway — you might like it!

P.S. If this review helped, click "Helpful." If not, well... go build some mutant traps!
Posted 5 February.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
25.4 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Titanfall 2 is like if Call of Duty and Portal had a baby, and that baby grew up to be cooler than its parents. The game combines insanely fast-paced shooting with puzzles that will make your brain smoke a little.

Pros:

Campaign: The story is short but so intense that you’ll want to replay it again and again. The bond between the pilot and BT the Titan is a masterpiece. "Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot" — I wasn’t crying, it was just rain.

Gameplay: Wall-running, double jumps, and shooting make you feel like a superhero, but without the cape. And then there are Titans, which make everything even more epic.

Multiplayer: Fast, dynamic, and no pay-to-win. Here, you either git gud or become fertilizer for the map.

Graphics and sound: Top-notch. Explosions, gunfire, and the roar of Titans are like an orchestra in your ears.

Cons:

Campaign is short: You’ll want more, but alas, all good things come to an end.

Multiplayer: Sometimes it feels like you get killed before you even spawn. But consider it a challenge to improve.

Verdict: Titanfall 2 is a must-play for anyone who loves shooters. If you haven’t played it yet, what are you even doing with your life?

P.S. If this review was helpful, don’t forget to click "Helpful" — it helps me feel important!
Posted 5 February.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
12.9 hrs on record
Battlefield 1 is a true masterpiece among shooters and deserves your attention. The game takes us back to the era of World War I, and this isn’t just a pretty phrase — the atmosphere, graphics, and sound design create an incredible immersion. Here are the main pros and cons:
Pros:

Atmosphere and Graphics: Visually, the game is stunning. From muddy trenches to destroyed cities, every detail is meticulously crafted.

Sound Design: The sounds of gunfire, explosions, and soldiers’ screams add to the realism. Sometimes it feels like you’re really on the battlefield.

Campaign: Several short but emotional stories that show the war from different perspectives. It’s not just "run and gun" but real drama.

Multiplayer: Huge maps, a variety of classes, and vehicles (tanks, planes, horses!) make every match unique.

Optimization: The game runs well even on mid-range PCs, which is a big plus.

Cons:

Campaign is a bit short: You’ll want more story missions, but there are only a few.

Multiplayer balance: Sometimes certain classes or vehicles feel overpowered, which can be frustrating.

Repetitiveness: Over time, the multiplayer might feel a bit stale if you play solo.

Verdict: Battlefield 1 is a must-play for all shooter fans. If you haven’t tried it yet, do it now. And if you have, come back and enjoy the atmosphere once more.

P.S. If this review was helpful, don’t forget to click "Helpful" — it will help other players find it faster!
Posted 5 February.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record
Left 4 Dead is like if your worst zombie apocalypse nightmare came true, but you have three equally terrified friends to scream and shoot at everything that moves with you. The game is so intense that after every mission, you’ll want to drink tea with a sedative.

Pros:

Co-op: This game literally screams, "Bring friends!" Without them, you’re just zombie food. With them, you’re a team that either survives together or dies together.

Dynamics: Run, shoot, scream, repeat. There’s no time for boredom here — just adrenaline and hordes of zombies trying to eat you.

Special Infected: Oh, those lovely creatures like the Hunter, Tank, and Witch... They make every run unique and unpredictable.

Replayability: The maps are generated differently each time, so you won’t get bored.

Cons:

Graphics: A bit outdated, but that’s like complaining about your grandpa’s couch — it’s old, but still comfy.

Single-player mode: Bots are cute, but sometimes they’re so dumb you’ll want to leave them as zombie dinner.

Verdict: Left 4 Dead is a classic that’s still relevant today. If you haven’t played it yet, gather your friends, stock up on ammo, and get ready to scream.

P.S. If this review was helpful, don’t forget to click "Helpful" — it helps me feel important!

Posted 23 January. Last edited 5 February.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
17.8 hrs on record
Metro 2033 is like if "Stalker" and "The Walking Dead" decided to throw a party in the Moscow metro but forgot to invite light and hope. The game is dark, atmospheric, and so intense that sometimes you want to exhale, but you're afraid the mutants will hear you.

Pros:

Atmosphere: This isn’t just a game; it’s an immersion into a post-apocalyptic world. Dark tunnels, mutant screams, and the whisper of the wind create an unforgettable atmosphere.

Story: Artyom’s story isn’t just "run and gun" — it’s a real drama with a philosophical undertone. Who are we? Why are we here? And most importantly — where did all the ammo go?

Graphics and sound: Even after all these years, the game still looks great. And the sounds... Oh, those sounds! Every creak, every rustle makes you look over your shoulder.

Gameplay: Strategy is more important than accuracy here. Bullets are worth their weight in gold, and every shot must be deliberate.

Cons:

Difficulty: The game can be so hard at times that you’ll want to throw your controller (or keyboard) at the wall. But that’s part of its charm.

Linearity: You’ll want more freedom, but tunnels are tunnels — there’s not much room to roam.

Verdict: Metro 2033 is a must-play for anyone who loves dark, atmospheric games. If you haven’t played it yet, grab a flashlight, a gas mask, and some strong nerves.

P.S. If this review was helpful, don’t forget to click "Helpful" — it helps me feel important!
Posted 23 January. Last edited 5 February.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.6 hrs on record
С последних сил убил робота а он опять воскрес
Posted 19 March, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-8 of 8 entries