-rep they eat people
+rep their steak is delicious

please dont eat me

+rep, makes really good sandwiches, mmmh

god thats the truest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ statement anyone has ever posted here. bless you

YOU PLAY LIKE A NOOB -REP

you're gonna become a victim lil bro

evil obby:

#locksm0key

Hey you queer! 🤪Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pride month 📆 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that 💯 means you’re not 😠 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ to be straight 🌈 😤😤 It’s time to 🔨🔨 POUND ASS and 🤪🤪 lick ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑🍑🍑 so hard it makes it to RU PAULS DRAG RACE 💃🏾 😫😫and listen to LADY GAGA 🎵🎤 while you ram that 🤪💦🏎 FAST CAR right into a WET HOLE 💦💪😭🤪After u SUCK SOME ♥♥♥♥ 👅🍆 then it’s time to get your gay 🏳️‍🌈 ass to brunch🥓🥞 !!! All month we’re here and we’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queer!!!!!!👩🏾‍🤝‍👩🏿👨🏽‍🤝‍👨🏾👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 TAKE POPPERS 💊 and getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😫💦 in the PARK TONIGHT 🤪😫🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤼‍♀️🥳💦💦

𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 TERRIBLE 𝓦𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭!!!! -rep

Oh meow goodnes , you're top kitty cat comment with no replies? Meow I'm about to upgrade from this kitty litter thread and take a furry purry cat bus all the way to karma town, meow!!!!

Edit : you have got to be kitten meow meow thought this puddy cat would get sum pawsitive uplicks, not downdogs!!!!

: im am cat miaow

Edit : meow am a tough kitty kat with cattitude and claws to match

Edit : we need to paws all this hate !!!! Meow going to roll around in nummy nummy catnip

Edit...: What the meow ?!?! Why did a woofer pawjack my meow meow kitty cat edit????? -hisses-

come to play

dpm #freediddy

-rep

My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose.

I good surgeon.

The best! 👍👍

yoo, i like your family man, bring them to me man 😛

yoo, i like your family man, bring them to me man 😛

yoo, added man

bingus

Whatever, go my Bobby🔥🔥🔥

diddy's baby oil wholesaler

INTRUDER 👽👻 ALERT ⚠, RED 📛 SPY 📷 IS IN THE BASE ❌👨‍❤️‍👨 A RED 🔴 spy 📷 is in the base 👌 ?! Hut-Hut-Hut Protect 🔒 the briefcase 💼👝 ! We need 😩 to protect 🛡⚔ the briefcase 💼👝 ! Yo 👋 a little 👌 help 🆘 here ? Stand 🚹 back 🔙 son 👦. Uuuuh... 1 ❗, 1 🎄, 1 🎄 and uuuuuh... 1 ❗ ! INCOMIIIIIIING ! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhey it’s still 🤞🙌 here clears 📝 throat 🍆👅👀 Gentlemen 🎩 ? TF2 💢🆒🆓 theme 💦 plays 🎮 I 👁 see 👀 the briefcase 👜 is safe 🔒. Yep 👍. Safe 😓 and sound 👂.

EDATING PRICES

❥ SLEEP CALL
10min = 20 ref
30min = 40 ref
1-3hr = 1 key
4-6hr = 3 keys
10hr = 5 keys

❥ TXTS
gm/gn text = 1 key
i love you = 1 key
regular texting w pet name = 5 keys

❥ STATUS
in status = 3 keys

❥ MATCHING PFPS
10min = 10 ref
30min = 25 ref
2hr = 50 ref
24hr = 2 keys

-rep substitutes every challenge

everybody lies...

+rep dominates every challenge

INTRUDER 👽👻 ALERT ⚠, RED 📛 SPY 📷 IS IN THE BASE ❌👨‍❤️‍👨 A RED 🔴 spy 📷 is in the base 👌 ?! Hut-Hut-Hut Protect 🔒 the briefcase 💼👝 ! We need 😩 to protect 🛡⚔ the briefcase 💼👝 ! Yo 👋 a little 👌 help 🆘 here ? Stand 🚹 back 🔙 son 👦. Uuuuh... 1 ❗, 1 🎄, 1 🎄 and uuuuuh... 1 ❗ ! INCOMIIIIIIING ! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhey it’s still 🤞🙌 here clears 📝 throat 🍆👅👀 Gentlemen 🎩 ? TF2 💢🆒🆓 theme 💦 plays 🎮 I 👁 see 👀 the briefcase 👜 is safe 🔒. Yep 👍. Safe 😓 and sound 👂.

thank u c:

hope you are cured of your illness with haste!

stargaze? more like stargays.

yoo, added woman

UberEats delivery driver out for blood.

based frfr

George W Bush Uber, neoconservative nuke.

yoo, added woman

As a med with 4 hrs, exclusively in HL. I can tell you a few things that help me do my job easier:

i will find you, if you need heals. I'm going to come looking for you (most of the time).
If you're far away and need an arrow, DONT STAY STILL if you see me lining up on you.
DONT PROTECT ME so I cant concentrate on healing. If you see me engaged with the enemy, Dont come help.
If we push and I have uber, Dont stay close to your teammates so I cant split the uber between everyone.
If you are another medic on the team, please Dont top off/over-healed. ♥♥♥♥ Professional courtesyit doesnt go a long way!
Communicate effectively. I'd rather NOT be on a team that communicates good and are skill-wise adequate than a team of amazing players with in-effective or no communication.

you cant have my items moron

yoo, added man

2fort account buyer

OBBY YOU OWE ME GARLIC BREAD

Bro I know you hate payload because you're a comp sweat. I see those RGL medals (that don't mean anything btw) at least I don't have to visit the meatgrinder that is uncletopia again.

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Hey... long time no see! I miss you so much, you know? You still so beautiful... like when we were young, haha. I think about you many time. You remember when we went to beach? You look so good in the sun... I smile thinking about it. Maybe we do it again, yes? I want to see you again soon. What you think? I hope you say yes... because I like you a lot, still

-rep professional black market organ seller
+rep low prices

🚗obby, hired THUGS & HOOLIGANS😈, STEALING jyp's car🏎️ mid-match‼️ INNOVATIVE mind🧠💡, EXCELLENT strategy📈🌟! A new era in TF2 gameplay🎮🔥!

💘 🤗 Never ❌ gonna 🌈 give ✋ you up 😞👆 Never ❎ gonna 😍 let 📧 you down 🥰 Never 🙅 gonna 💖 run 🏃‍♂️ around 🔄 and desert 🍰 you 😵 😇 Never 🚫 gonna 👀 make 👷 you cry 😢💦 👬 Never 💥 gonna 🍆 say 😊 goodbye 👋💔💀 🌟 Never 💢 gonna 💯 tell 🤭 a lie 🤥 and hurt you 🤕🔫 💘

+rep
Left a huge snail trail from my front door to my bathroom. Ate all my toilet paper.
Hail to the King, Baby

INTRUDER 👽👻 ALERT ⚠, RED 📛 SPY 📷 IS IN THE BASE ❌👨‍❤️‍👨 A RED 🔴 spy 📷 is in the base 👌 ?! Hut-Hut-Hut Protect 🔒 the briefcase 💼👝 ! We need 😩 to protect 🛡⚔ the briefcase 💼👝 ! Yo 👋 a little 👌 help 🆘 here ? Stand 🚹 back 🔙 son 👦. Uuuuh... 1 ❗, 1 🎄, 1 🎄 and uuuuuh... 1 ❗ ! INCOMIIIIIIING ! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhey it’s still 🤞🙌 here clears 📝 throat 🍆👅👀 Gentlemen 🎩 ? TF2 💢🆒🆓 theme 💦 plays 🎮 I 👁 see 👀 the briefcase 👜 is safe 🔒. Yep 👍. Safe 😓 and sound 👂.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1.Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

jyp is trying to take over my entire profile help

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx