Recent reviews by Zephzer

I've been playing this game with a friend and I must say that I really enjoy it. This game has been a blast trying to figure out and learn how to survive. Yes there are a large ammount of bugs, but I would say that is reasonable for early acess. My biggest faults is that day is really short and that your hunger goes down maybe too fast so when you first start you seem to spend more time eating than anything else. All in all it is a solid 20$ game.

Prisoners massacred my Guards and Workmen, now they run the prison. Just buy it.

I shot a mentally disabled midget in the head with a rocket launcher.

Blocks Man

Payday helped me to satisfy my criminal needs without going to jail.

This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ manly. I just grew an extra testicle and now I am completely covered in hair.

I was never more in touch with my peasant-side than I was with this game.

10 wenches out of 10.

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to just write reviews to pass the time while attempting to maintain a run-on sentence with poor spelling and grammar in order to escape the dull monotony of life and time?

I gave a cat some yarn and he gave me a hand grenade.

Took 15 hours to download. Still not sure if it was worth the wait.
EDIT: was worth the wait