Rolling on the ground, rocks scraped my torso, but they were the least of my concern. I stopped and hid behind the rock and peeked over. The lion-cow hybrids were closing in with their lasers ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in different directions. I knew this was about to get deadly and survival was minimal. I realized I had one last grenade in my pocket. Shakingly gripping the device, I clamped it to my chest, waiting for the right moment...

20 meters... 15... 11.... 7 meters away. "In the name of State Farm insurance-" I quickly yelped while standing up! I threw the titanium cheese burger at the aliens, causing devastating force upon them and launching myself back. I rebounded with a triple 360 backflip into my swimming pool and walked down the stairs, where I met not only my unexpected future, but also my son's thong.