Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming into quiet library every 10 minute with gun he say "He need his AWP next round" so he "is saving". Tell him, I will call police next time!!!!

GLUTINOUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAN. 8 bacon cheese burgers: sloped in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grease, cheese, and bacon - and six ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corndogs. All drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise and smashing it with some beer. AAAAWWWWYEAARH... aaaaaw. Time to drench these babies with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loads of mayonnaise ahahahaha. Number one OOAF. Yeaahh look at that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby drenched. AAAOMF Number two. Aaaaawww yeah AAAOMF. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ use this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise AAAOFM. AWwww number three.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Hey, I watch PSports to impress my dad too, bro. I won't get his validation if he catches me watching CS:GO tourneys so I always watch on my iPhone 3GS with headphones (AT 40% VOLUME) in the bathroom with the fan ON. I strive to flush the toilet every three rounds to not raise any suspicions that I might be watching esports in there. When I was watching the EPIC grand final of Evil Geniuses vs. Astralis I did find myself moaning "OH BREHZE" in the bathroom, only to find out my dad was waiting outside the door. I thought my cover was BLOWN. Fortunately for myself, when I opened the door and saw the strong man standing there, he asked me "Were you blow drying your ass in there?" to which I bit my tongue and promptly responded "Yes, Dad. I was." Close call.