Recent reviews by Theoden

Best RPG ever made. Best story, great visuals, fantastic characters. Gorgeous world

King Theoden marvels at the simplicity and refinement of this rythmic battle simulator. He wishes that the swords would be crafted with steel from the riddermark instead of that bewindering... light. But 'tis alright. It will suffice to keep the men of Rohan trained for battle and lightens their spirits to a sheer unbelievable extent.

It will be worth your coin, peasant!

King Theoden is a simple man. This virtual piece of fine craftsmanship aids him in visualizing and witnessing the fine women of Rohan in the act of reproduction in never seen beauty, immersion, detail and dimension. It's an important tool and deserves our great emperor's royal praise. Some uncivilized tribes call it "dirty" or "adult media". King Theoden understands that 'tis mere a means to improving his men's morale for battle and strengthening their physical and mental constitution.

As he likes to shout before the climax: Forth, Eorlingas!

King Theoden played the first 1,5 hours of this massive game and so far is very pleased. The controls are great, and mostly intuitive (clicking the trackpad exactly in the center can be a bit struggling something).

One major thing that needs to get fixed, then it will be awesome: It looks blurry and low-res. Many people are reporting this problem. Please fix it. That would be great.

EDIT: It got fixed. Happy now.

Lots of love,
Theoden

Hear my words, peasants, for the message that I bring shall echo in the fields of the Riddermark:
Skyfront VR is delightful! Challenging! Satisfying!

The movement feels as smooth as riding a royal steed through my beloved Rohan. The weapons as crisp as elven steel. The community as benevolent as dwarven feasts. The player base - perhaps smaller than the population of the shire yet worth protecting! For it is worth it.

You shall not regret the acquisition of this good. And if desperate times occur, where no opponent shall be found. Where the courage of man appears doomed. Where brothers betray their own. Where Skyfront veterans move to Rec Room. Call for your king and he shall answer. King Theoden will aid you and play with you. Gondor calls for help. And Rohan will answer.

King Theoden and his Rohirrim approve.

This game is fantastic! The physics and mechanics feel real. I played against a very experienced player online and he rekt me SO hard, which shows that with enough skill you can really line up those shots in the way you intend to. The multiplayer is really fun and everyone is nice and chill. I play this game every day! :) I'd love to see the custom mode soon as well as more customization, more music, more arenas, more content. But it's already definitely worth the buy!

King Theoden and his Rohirrim approve!

This game feels GREAT! Pulling your swords from behind your back, sneaking to the first enemies and slicing them down in stealth, then activated bullet time, wallrunning while equipping your Uzi's and mowing down 2 more guys as you run on the wall, then jumping back into safety feels just as epic as you'd imagine.

Campaign/story more and PvP mode are not implemented yet, but the game is already epic! :) I recommend it to everyone who likes the matrix/wallrunning/bullet time/ninjas/guns/swords/virtual reality - so pretty much everyone :D

Theoden and his Rohirrim approve.

FBI defending operator guards a bomb. FBI attacking operator comes, kills him, teabags him and defuses the bomb.

Tom Clancy's betrayal simulator 2015.

I hacked into a heart pacemaker.

This game rocks!! Buy it!

Absolutely fantastic game :)