On the twelfth day of Rizzmas my true love gave to me:

12: Twelve inches busting 11: Eleven gooners gooning 10: Ten booms-a-bringin 9: Nine sigmas mogging 8: Eight gyatts-a-clappin 7: Seven moldy lunchlys 6: Six skibidi slicers 5: Five gas station blumpkins 4: Four flickergoons 3: Three Fortnite carts 2: Two munt buddies 1: A hawk tuah spit on that thing

Do not put your ♥♥♥♥♥ in a blender.

The amount of pain you would feel would be huge. No matter how tempting or ♥♥♥♥, it is not worth it. Even if it will stop you from losing NNN, just don’t. There are no benefits of doing this, only downsides.

One: you lose your ♥♥♥♥♥

Two: you will probably never probably want to use that blender again, costing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to get another one.

Three: the amount of money for the medical bills may kill you. It may cost even more if you or someone else is unable to drive you to the hospital

Overall you just shouldn’t put your ♥♥♥♥♥ in a blender. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!

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