One time I asked this guy how much I’d have to pay him to drink a cup of the black liquid bile that came out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ after my appendicitis surgery and he was so infatuated with the idea of drinking my stale diarrhea that he payed me for the opportunity. Truly a man of man talents.

cheating

nice bayonet!!!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

One time this man ate my poo. It wasn’t a normal eating of the poo, no. This man stuck his gargantuan, snake tongue deep inside the recesses of my anal cavity. He scooped poo out with that tongue like a dump truck shoveling dirt. This man can truly eat ass.

Got his snuck sucked at the age of 3