IT IS WITH GREAT DISGUST AND ZERO SURPRISE that I announce...
GREG has ONCE AGAIN been caught in 4K at the Manila Marriott Men's Spa & Mahjong Parlor getting his annual butterfly kiss from a Filipino ladyboy named Princess Chadita.

THIS IS THE SEVENTH TIME, GREG.
MY MAN PUNCHED HIS PASSPORT JUST TO GET PEGGED BY A QUEEN WITH A VOICE DEEPER THAN HIS DAD'S DISAPPOINTMENT.
HE SAID "IT'S NOT A FETISH, IT'S A LIFESTYLE."
BRO REALLY OUT HERE PAYING IN CRYPTO JUST TO GET HIS NIPPLES TWISTED BY A 5'4" SMOKESHOW WITH A MUSTACHE AND A HEART OF GOLD.
AND WHEN WE ASKED HIM WHY HE DOES THIS EVERY DAMN SUMMER,
HE JUST WHISPERED: “they get me.”

GREG, YOU ARE A PIONEER. A WARRIOR. A SIMP WITH A DREAM.
HOLD THE LINE. RIDE THE TUK-TUK.
GET THAT LADYBOY LOVE, KING.
WE’RE ROOTING FOR YOU. (BUT NEVER TOUCHING YOUR KEYBOARD AGAIN.)

#LadyboyLover2025
#TuckNRoll
#GregAintStraightHeCurvedLikeTheEarth

you are worse than me and thats saying something

you are worse than me and that's saying something

you are worse than me and that is saying something

-rep has bird fetishes

-rep claims is pilot yet cant do 180* perfect spiral into the towers