Recent reviews by Roman Is Cool

I dunno I played a chick that used ice, but then some chick with a hammer killed me. So I was like welp I'm outta lube so I went and killed myself 10/10

Ok so there I was with my pants at my ankles at least half of my school laughing at the size of my penis. Not much else to do but middle finger the air and walk off with nothin but my ass to show them as I walked in the sunset. Since my life was over I thought eh lets see what games I can play. Things happened and I found Dota2 made my ♥♥♥♥ feel larger. So i've been in my room playing this ever since. 10/10