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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:56am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:26am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:07am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:11am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 3:57am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 8:33pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 8:36pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 8:30pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:22am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:32am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:35am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 8:40pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 8:44pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:58am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:18am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:12am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:19am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:42am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:40am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:54am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 5:59am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 6:05am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 8:45pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:57am