Recent reviews by Zaturaite

my ship is constantly on fire and water acts weird in space.

ples help

I just bought this game for the sake of writing a review on it.

This game is the definition of what a "Point & Click Adventure Game" was back then: Nonsensical and funny. Of course, some of the jokes are old and you have to be kind of immature to understand it, but that just fits me well.

I owned this game for the Wii and played hours of it, reviewing it over to see if there was an item I could inspect just to see what comment was made on it.

This game has no limits. It took me to the point where I had to shoot a statue of Abraham Lincoln to stop it from destroying whatever it was planning to destroy. Then a few episodes later you speak to the head of said statue to retrieve an emblem that'll help you make anyone you want throw up. You do this on an "amusement park" on the moon none the less. You can't make that up.

This game was my childhood, pretty underrated game, but I loved it. Sadly, no more games may be made for it since it wouldn't fit Telltale new "choose your own story format." I mean, not like a story about Minecraft isn't radical or anything, but certainly not as good as this game.

I give this game a honest nostalgia rating of 9/10.

gotta take those potatoes to russia dud w/ my brand new chevy* truck ya' know?


11/2


*Chevy truck not included


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So I got this as a gift, but I guess I can write a review on it.

I booted up the game and I:

• Start up Campaign
  
• Die from Japanese Bayonet Rifle
  
• Respawn
  
• Plant Explosives and almost die
  
• Mission 2
  
• Calls in Air Strike on the wrong spot
  
• Dies
  
• Respawn
  
• Calls in airstrike on right spot
  
• Advances a few feet before getting annihilated by a machine gun
  
• Respawns
  
• Calls in Air Strike on Machine Gun
  
• Gets stabbed by a Japanese Bayonet Rifle
  
• Respawns
  
• Grabs Ray Gun from lion's (?) mouth
  
• Finish Mission
  
• Quit Campaign
  
• Start up zombies
  
• Asks my friend to play
  
• I have no friends
  
• Plays alone
  
• Decides to play on Verruckt
  
• Dies on round 1 after forgetting you stab with v
  
• Restart
  
• Dies on round 4 after throwing an accidental grenade
  
• Bound grenades to V
  
• Restart
  
• Can't stab and dies on round 1
  
• Bound Grenades to O
  
• Restart
  
• Dies on round 6 after activating electric trap and walking right through it (I thought it was safe, so cut me some slack)
  
• Quits
  
• Starts up Multiplayer
  
• Joins server
  
• Reaches Prestiege 1 in less than 10 games
  
• Prestieges
  
• Loses everything and gives up since I don't have the MP4 to rek nubs
  
• Quits multiplayer
  
• Uninstall
  
  3/69 Disney Princess has better graphics
  

This game has everything you could want from a puzzle game. Floating Hadouken Balls. Automatic Shooting Cocoons. Cubes. Radios all playing the same song. Walls that go from white to polluted brown. Portals (No Way!). And most importantly, Buttons. So, (If you are from the 1 millionth of the population on Earth who hasn't played it already) why not give a shot to a game with a 2 hour storyline + challenges. You won't regret it when you finally get a 360 noscope a cube across a room. It's so worth it.