So yeah I was chillin playing some roblox with my buddy, when I noticed I hadn't fully closed my door. I stood up from my chair to close it, and given my chair is close to it, I stood up with my legs fully closed. A grave mistake, that is, since my balls (my testicles) got under my legs. So when I sat down I squished my balls (my testicles) with a good chunk of my body's weight.

I will never forget this day.

also u still need a hair cut mate.

The truth is that it is possible to eat too much sand, and it is not a good thing to happen. If you eat sand, you can get parasites, bacteria, and toxic heavy metals in your body.

Additionally, a lot of potassium in the sand can lead to high blood potassium levels, increasing your chances of cardiac arrhythmias and cardiac arrests.

You need a hair cut mate.

You need a hair cut mate.