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💻GTX 1080TI
💻Ryzen 5 5600g
💻32G Ram
💻MSI B450 TOMAHAWK MAX 2
💻Sceptre 75hrz 1900p
💻Sceptre 75hrz 1080p
💻Acer 144hrz 1080p


🎮Tezzare K61
🎮Logitech G305 Mouse


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Lu 29 Jul @ 1:55pm 
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mhasfkcas 23 Jul @ 6:44pm 
First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus
mhasfkcas 23 Jul @ 6:43pm 
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
mhasfkcas 23 Jul @ 6:43pm 
shrek approved

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76561199163066997 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:15pm 
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