hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated

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I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and I did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved doing sex in all positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and so I finished so hard on the towel.

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My buddy gave me a man made of tape. As in he covered someone in tape, cut them out of it, and pasted it together again to make a man out of tape.
For some reason I cut off its hand and made soup out of it. I made a very basic vegetable stock and added the tape hand, whole. I drank a bowl of it and my mouth tasted like plastic and glue for months. I'm sure it gave me cancer. I was about 15 and still don't know why I did it.

This last time I did AL-LAD I believe that I became truly enlightened.

It was May of last year and a few of my closest friends got together one night to trip. One of them, we will call him Raj, had 6 tabs with him and between the 3 of us we all took 2. The come up was real. I started getting very giggly and my stomach began rumbling. After I laughed for a solid 5 minutes because Raj kept shoving Expo markers up his ass, I decided to use the bathroom. I couldn't hold it in long enough and I ended up just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all over my friend's rug. If I was sober I would have found it disgusting but the AL-LAD made it hilarious. I called Raj and Faisal into the bathroom to witness my accident. Faisal broke into a fit of laughter and started smearing the ♥♥♥♥ from the rug all over his face. He took a big gloop of it and shoved it in his mouth and started to swish around in his teeth. We all found this to be one of the funniest things we had seen in our lives. Faisal washed his mouth out to rid h

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I yearn to drill your ass until my ♥♥♥♥ is covered with filth! I ache for your tongue to clean my hole. I want to wash my filthy ♥♥♥♥ in your sweet mouth until I explode. Eagerly, I wait to cover you in ♥♥♥♥, piss and ♥♥♥!

I'm honest and horny. I'm simply looking for intimacy without drama. I've got a very wild sex drive! I love to eat ♥♥♥♥♥, the sweet juice is a treat for my lips and throat! Ass is great for my tongue, a tangy, tender tunnel to lubricate and penetrate. My fingers can work magic with your body, gently kneading breasts and tickling ♥♥♥♥. I’ll heat you up! I’m eager to ♥♥♥♥ your mouth, ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass! I long to suckle ample breasts. I stand five feet two inches tall. My ♥♥♥♥ is small but you'll be glad of that when I'm aroused it will nearly triple in length while doubling in girth! I lust to have my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rimmed while pushing a turd into a waiting mouth! Having ♥♥♥♥ eaten directly from my tunnel and piss drank from my hose is a fever inside me! I yearn to drill your ass until my ♥♥♥♥ is covered with filth! I ache for your tongue to clean my hole. I want to wash my filthy ♥♥♥♥ in your sweet mouth until I explode. Eagerly, I wait to cover you in ♥♥♥♥, piss and ♥♥♥!

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This classic onion bhaji recipe makes 8 – 10 good sized onion bhajis that are packed with classic Indian spices such as turmeric and ground cumin. The garam masala does all the hard work in this recipe to turn these delicious starters into mouth-watering treats that you’ll want to make time and time again.

Heat the oil in the deep-frying pan to 190°C/375°F/Gas Mark 5.
Mix the flour, spices and salt together in a bowl and add 3-4 tbsp water, to make a stiff batter. Stir the onions into the batter, to coat.
Add a tspn of the onion mixture to the pan. When it rises to the surface, add the next spoonful. Continue doing this until the pan is full. Cook for 3-4 mins until the bhajis are cooked, turning them over halfway through. Remove from the pan and drain them on absorbent kitchen paper.
Cook the remainder of the onion mixture. The bhajis may be served immediately or reheated on a baking sheet in a hot oven for a few mins. Serve with raita, if you like.

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What the Milhouse did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about Milhouse, you little Milhouse? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Milhouse, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Milhouse, and I have over 300 confirmed Milhouse. I am trained in Milhouse warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Milhouse armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Milhouse. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with Milhouse the likes of which has never been seen before on this Milhouse, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Milhouse. You think you can get away with saying that Milhouse to me over the Milhouse? Think again, Milhouse. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Milhouse across the USA and your Milhouse is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Milhouse, Milhouse. The Milhouse that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Milhouse. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Milhouse, Milhouse.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my ♥♥♥♥♥ http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/901/OrigCash.jpg

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you say about my hair?

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+rep for boosting

He helping boost me from silver to global in 10 games! No scam, quick and a nice attitude what else could u of asked for (a bigger penis) ? Yes he did cheat (wh, and aimlock) but you shouldnt care about being reported for it was not that obivious. Also if you manage to top frag he will give a skin to you, I did on the second game and he gave me a Dlore, no joke

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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Hello everyone , I am JUDGE JUDY, i am a brony and i respect that and i play Gmod,TF2, and other games.I get fun of because im a brony, I don't care about that! Its always good to be myself and never give up who I am.If someone tells you that you like or love a TV show or something else,just be yourself! I never giveup who am I, You should to! You should never Giveup yourself and be who you are, AND stay awsomes! :D

this steam users emailed my 8 year old son pictures of his butthole and tried to arrange a in person meeting (to rape my son) BE CAREFUL HE IS A SEX OFFENDER!!!!!!

Hey Zak, you're really pissing me off... WE AGREED AT 5PM TODAY TO DESTROY THE WOMEN AND YOU NEVER SHOWED UP, IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE TO YOU?? YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUSLY I HATE THOSE """"PEOPLE""""!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Girl: do u want me to be with you forever ?
Boy: just blow me
Girl: Do u like me ?
Boy: no lolz
Girl: would u cry if I walked away ?
Boy: just get on ur knees
the boy grabbed her arm and said
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever ....... I need you to bl0w me , I don't like you I LOVE THE WAY YOU SUCK IT !! , i wouldn't cry if you walked away......... I would just fap furiously !!
(boy whispers) stay with me..to blow me...
(girl whispers) get off you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creep...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they have herpes.
Something ♥♥♥♥ will happen to you between 69-42 pm.
Tomorrow it could be anywhere(even your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!) !
Get ready for the shock of your life...not rly ur gonna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥
If you don't post this into 5 other comments..... You will have heart ♥♥♥♥ problems for the rest of ur life

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Hey Zak, you're really pissing me off... WE AGREED AT 5PM TODAY TO DESTROY THE WOMEN AND YOU NEVER SHOWED UP, IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE TO YOU?? YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUSLY I HATE THOSE """"PEOPLE""""!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Hey Zak, you're really pissing me off... WE AGREED AT 5PM TODAY TO DESTROY THE BLACK RACE AND YOU NEVER SHOWED UP, IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE TO YOU?? YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUSLY I HATE THOSE """"PEOPLE""""!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Hey Zak, you're really pissing me off... WE AGREED AT 5PM TODAY TO DESTROY THE BLACK RACE AND YOU NEVER SHOWED UP, IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE TO YOU?? YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUSLY I HATE THOSE """"PEOPLE""""!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Hey Zak, you're really pissing me off... WE AGREED AT 5PM TODAY TO DESTROY THE JEWISH RACE AND YOU NEVER SHOWED UP, IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE TO YOU?? YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUSLY I HATE THOSE """"PEOPLE""""!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

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