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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:24am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:04am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:25am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:08am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:46am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:56am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:55am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:58am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:51am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 12:11pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:59am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:27am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:52am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:31am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:41am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:09pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:35pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:58pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 3:29am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:37am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:31am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:06am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:18am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:18am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:48am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:26am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:37am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:25am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 11:29am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:43am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:09am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:32am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:24am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:57am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:02pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:52am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:09pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 7:05am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:03am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:39am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 8:49am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:57am