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yo bro seen you got a fridge on fb marketplace, i'll swing by tomorrow at 6am for it

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stole my eggs

Woww www, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go ♥♥♥♥ off, “cat-girl”.

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A Christian and a Muslim were travelling on the same bus.The muslim said that Jesus is not God but he is just a prophet like mohammed.But the christian said that Jesus Is God and lives in heaven
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A hot arguement started between them so the christian decided to prove that Jesus name is higher than all other name and he is God
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Christian: Shout the name of mohammed and after 3 hours, i will shout the name of Jesus let us see whose name will people react to
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Muslim: OK The muslim started shouting "Mohammed! Mohammed!"
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The people in the bus were angry, turned to him and said, "u dont have to shout like dat if u are making call"
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After 3 hours, the christian shouted "Jesus! Jesus!" Everybody joined him in shouting Jesus, and the bus driver, even though he was a muslim, he parked the bus and joined in shouting Jesus
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This is to show us that Jesus is the Lord and if you are proud of having Jesus, comment "I love you Jesus".
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