Rollerbladecat's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 8:30pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 4:46pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 8:33pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2021 @ 11:34am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:48pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:37pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2021 @ 11:18am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 5:34pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2021 @ 11:36am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 8:39pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 6:18pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 6:02pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 2:59pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2021 @ 11:41am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 12:40pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:08pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

12 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

23 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

150 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30