"If he Kurt Cobain was good he wouldnt be missing half of his head." ~ApproachingVertigo (2016)

"Isn't RiceGum when you take a tank through North Vietnam and smoosh a Vietnamese Child so you have to scoop his lifeless body from out your treads." ~ApproachingVertigo (2016)

"Cummies Cummies, in my tummy, why does daddy, taste so yummy?" ~ApproachingVertigo (2016)

"I'll ♥♥♥♥ Dora's small ♥♥♥♥ with a razor blade" ~Riaju (2016)

"Get positive ♥♥♥♥♥♥" ~ Riaju (2017)

"R a p e is always the victim's fault; 100% of r a p e incidents could have been easily avoided if the victim consented." ~ ApproachingVertigo (2017)

"The year was 2006, I was working myself to exhaustion as a CPA in the heart of silicon valley. Luckily, the firm decided to pull all of us together for a one-night stay at the Clement Hotel in Palo Alto; for branch morale I guess. My co-workers were enjoying themselves for the most part in the central lounge, some even rushing to get their feet wet in the in-ground; Me? I was just happy to finally get a day off. I slugged on back to my room, hoping to avoid the forced small talk, but several figures were looming around the entrance. I wanted to encroach rudely, irritated that this group has coincidentally put themselves between me, and the sweet release of sleep, but I froze. Three of the figures dawned fresh, fashionable suits whose worth would surpass mine on their own, but, their status seemed to pale in comparison to the other man. He wore an average button-up and a moderately pricey sweater vest; nothing compared to his entourage, but he appeared as a breed of his own. "Is this your room?" He asked, fairly uninterested. I froze in his gaze, I was a fairly attractive and successful man back in '06 but I felt like a dear in the headlights of a Volkswagen Golf R32. He was eyeing me up like I was his prey, most fitting for a predator of his caliber. "The names Bill Gates sweetheart, ever heard of me?" His expression seemed to shift from absent to cocky, knowing he was absolute. "O-of course, I didn't think someone like you would stay in a place like this..." I uttered, questioning my words; but they were the last ones I managed to get out before he grabbed the collar of my shirt and took me in for a deep kiss. "Where's your keycard kitten?" He coyly asked, playing with my rump to keep me from getting my head straight. I fiddled with my pockets for what felt like an eternity and managed to find my card. He playfully bit the nape of my neck as he unlocked the door, nodding off his posse. All I wanted was to get to my room, mission successful, but I don't think I'll be getting much sleep. "Undress, now." I slowly removed my clothing, as Gates observed my body. "This will do nicely..." He hummed, taking me by the hand and gently sitting me down on my bed. My mind started to go blank as he teased my body but before I knew it, his massive Microsoft member was prodding the ring of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "I-i'm not read-" I tried to spurt out, but he brutally thrust into my hairy bussy to the hilt in one thrust. He had his way with me for hours before I heard his breath start to quicken. "Bill Gates is gonna ♥♥♥ in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, would your like that?" He ecstatically yelled. He put his lips over mine once more before I could reply; we both already knew the answer. He howled as he thrust into me one last time, releasing his microchipped MRNA seed into my waiting rectum. The pleasure overwhelmed me, and I blacked out. As I awoke, he was gone. I tried to find him but there was not a single trace of him; omitting the seaman dripping out of my gaping pucker. I never did see him again, nor do I ever want to. He stole my pillow mint and I'm pretty sure his MRNA ♥♥♥ made me infertile. So all in all, not the best stay I've had at a hotel.

2/5 Stars
I'm gonna regret writing that in the morning"
- ZaayVee (2021)

"Due to humans' ability to rise above static behavioral patterns and our nurture over nature upbringing, our greater intelligence enables our god given right to sexually violate anything lesser than us." ~ ApproachingVertigo (2023)

"I've been cooking up a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fart ALL day long." ~ HEP (2023)

"i love toking stinky ass trichome peppered kush nuggets out the bongonator " ~ Random CS Teammate (2023)