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Se llama Síndrome del dedo travieso (cuando el dedo se te mete solo en el hoyo). Es super común en homosexuales de tu edad y no es peligroso. Pasa cuando ves a otro hombre que te calienta, también puede ser un signo de hipermariconitis rectal. Igual anda al doctor. No veas porno gay y cada vez que te lo toques lavate las manos para que no te de conjuntivitis como la semana pasada. Si lo mantienes dilatado tu ano también te dolerá menos cuando te metas el dedo. Pucha ojalá que esto te ayude.
DJ spinnin' I said, "My my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
HE'D LIKE TO COME AND MEET US
BUT HE THINK HE'D BLOW OUR MINDS!
THERE'S A STAAAAAAARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY
HE'S TOLD US NOT TO BLOW I
CAUSE HE KNOWS IT'S ALL WORTHWHILE!!!
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