FAKE Tapir Fact's:

6. They Can Eat 75 Pounds of Children Per Day

Tapirs are predators. Their diet typically features a lot of toddlers, babies, and children, including Dutch as well as those on land. The animals will spend a large portion of their day foraging in familiar playgrounds. An adult tapir can eat as much as 75 pounds (34 kilograms) of child in a single day.

The Beatles are literally just a great working class band with insane charisma and innumerable hits, natural talent and innovative trend-setting studio techniques leading to timeless albums and enormous cultural purchase. They are to modern music what Shakespeare and Alice in Wonderland are to the English language. It really doesn't matter if you don't like Hamlet, you're living in a world shaped by it.

You have lost touch with the human race if you think there was adequate explanation attached to this post.

you can hear it throughout the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My mom has told her to stop or be quieter, but she's just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMOLISHING her ♥♥♥♥♥... juices flying everywhere! Then I say "hey maybe put down a towel and keep clean atleast", BUT SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IGNORES ME. I can't stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she's stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. All my freinds at school tease me. "haha sophie got her dogs saliava on her shirt". Little do they know it's my step sisters ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥.

I'm SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over it.

Well you know, Mean Gene, we really don't know what we're dealing with here, man. And I'm just kinda a little worried about walking up here because we just might blow the whole planet up, you know? Everybody knows that 'Hulkamania' is the strongest force in this universe, but when I hit that ring, and I saw what 'The Madness' was all about I realised there was a whole 'nother universe out there, a whole 'nother frontier, and the power of 'The Madness' and 'The Mania' just blew my twenty-four inch guns out, man

According to co-star Amy Hill, Myers was difficult to work with on set. Hill called her experience "horrible, nightmarish", and said that Myers refused to talk to anyone on the production (other than his assistants and director Welch) and isolated himself from the cast and crew during breaks in filming. She mentioned that while Welch was "really lovely", there would be retakes of scenes because Welch, who was a first-time director, would often let Myers decide whether they were good enough or not. In addition, she stated that Myers had an assistant who held chocolates in a Tupperware, and whenever Myers needed a piece of chocolate, his assistant would come over and give him one.

here to tell us about his product for making cupcakes,from Cheshire, England, please welcome me! I'm so excited! Do you love cupcakes, but hate all the hard work? forget everything you know and say hello to the Kupkake-inator I'm so excited! Cupcake-a-what? Kupkake-inator! this can make cupcakes out of anything that you have Did you say anything? Anything. Anything? Yes, anything. Anything? I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident Now, take off the lid. You can put in a carton of eggs How about a pack of hot dogs? Why not ketchup? How about a fire extinguisher. close the lid and Bob's your flippin uncle! Fill the patented Kupkake-inator tray, Then place it in a oven. cupcakes are just minutes away. minutes away? That's impossible! You're not just wrong, you're stupid. And you're ugly, just like your mum. Did you just call my mother ugly? Shut up I mean it! I will end you! Um, Cat. Your tail. What about it? Oh I see! I've chopped it off That's interesting because Son of a bi-

here to tell us about his product for making cupcakes,from Cheshire, England, please welcome me! I'm so excited! Do you love cupcakes, but hate all the hard work? forget everything you know and say hello to the Kupkake-inator I'm so excited! Cupcake-a-what? Kupkake-inator! this can make cupcakes out of anything that you have Did you say anything? Anything. Anything? Yes, anything. Anything? I'll get you and it'll look like a bloody accident Now, take off the lid. You can put in a carton of eggs How about a pack of hot dogs? Why not ketchup? How about a fire extinguisher. close the lid and Bob's your flippin uncle! Fill the patented Kupkake-inator tray, Then place it in a oven. cupcakes are just minutes away. minutes away? That's impossible! You're not just wrong, you're stupid. And you're ugly, just like your mum. Did you just call my mother ugly? Shut up I mean it! I will end you! Um, Cat. Your tail. What about it? Oh I see! I've chopped it off That's interesting because Son of a bi-

Okay, you're just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong here. The human eye detects red, green, and blue. The color wheel is a lie. You're putting a delusion on a pedestal by saying "green is between yellow and blue." YELLOW IS A SECONDARY COLOR. Yeah. I said it. Get a magnifying glass and look at your screen. What colors do you see? Do you see yellow? No. You see red, green, and blue.

This isn't a matter of opinion. This is the hill I'm willing to die on. Pluck my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes out and look at the color receptors if you need to.

If you don't respect tertiary colors like orange, you don't respect your own biology. May as well stick your eyeballs in a vat of boiling oil. May as well put a torch to your eardrums, if you don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about the senses. Feed your tongue to the pigs.

You don't deserve orange. I hope you go colorblind.

The Imitation of Christ is fine. We can clone Jesus now as a normal Human Being but you have been warned unless he is raised Jewish. If he imitates the return of the Christ Spirit the 3rd time as the 2nd seems to have been Muhammad in Revelations again we could be in trouble...Muhammad was the Christ Spirit like the lion as Jesus was the lamb. There no longer is the Holy of Holies in the Temple, it was destroyed in 70 AD. From Wikipedia: " The temptation of Christ is a biblical narrative detailed in the gospels of Matthew, Mark and Luke. After being baptized by John the Baptist, Jesus was tempted by the devil after 40 days and nights of fasting in the Judaean Desert. At the time, Satan came to Jesus and tried to tempt him. Jesus having refused each temptation, Satan then departed and Jesus returned to Galilee to begin his ministry. During this entire time of spiritual battle, Jesus was fasting.

Jesus has returned to us in 1980 on Earth as foretold he would and we have to help restore his and his families bodies in Jerusalem through science as the resurrection of the dead has not happened yet. ..as for the events described in the Book of Revelation that has happened already..and yes I believe it was Muhammad that was the return of the Christ Spirit as a lion as Jesus was the lamb ,,,fore his followers will bring him back as well in the future for it is just and Holy, God does not do evil things...6000 years from Adam was the year 2000 AD soon we will have the empowered child culture with robotic parents to help us in our work.

JR West pushes a education method called re-education or nikkin kyoiku. The goal of this method went really well but it makes the situation of JR West worse. when driver or a conductor causes a delay of over 1 minute the driver will be send to reeducation for 1 month

Drivers/conductors are not allowed to
go to toilet without permission
talking during work time(excluding compulsory conversation)
drink water without permission
making delays again
refuse to be inspected
finish work early with any reason(even it's reasonable)

The education including:
toilet duty
normal education
shameful punishment
cutting weeds

the works listed above has nothing to do with improve driving skills. As a result of this staff JR West are being found write fake absent letters, even quit JR West.(in japan if you quit a company before you retire it will be harder to find a new job and you will get lower salary) Most of the trains on JR West during 2005 are speeding because their train are running late

Well its the Big Show!
It's a big bad show tonight. (oh baby, come on. oh yeah)
Yeah, its the Big Show.
Crank it up, turn on them lights! (turn them on)
Get ready for something.
That you've never known.
You wont see it coming.
But I promise you'll know...
It's the Big Show.
Come to set everything right. (oh, set them right)
Yeah its the Big Show.
He's gonna burn this house tonight. (oh burn it down)
Your time is over.
Your times come around.
Hold your head above me.
Then I'll plant you in the ground! (yeah)
Yeah!
Oh Mr. Big Show.
Gonna burn it down.
Oh yeah.
Listen now.
Well its the Big Show!
It's a big bad show tonight. (Oh it's tonight baby)
Oh yeah it's the Big Show!
Whoa crank it up turn on them lights! (oh, oh)

HELLO TAPIR!

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Looking at me, you'd be forgiven for thinking I'm not your typical victim. "I'm a soldier. I'm a father. I'm a seven-time World Heavyweight Champion. "I'm 7 feet tall; 320lbs. I thought I could look out for myself in any situation. But on the 11th of September, 2001, I was in the World Trade Centre. That's right #MeToo.

You see, this is what's gonna happen...terrorists are gonna burn down The Undertaker's house. Yeah! His children are gonna be kidnapped! His wife - she's gonna be raped, by a motorcycle gang, right in front of The Undertaker! That's the plan I want implemented dammit! And you're gonna do it! And you're gonna do it in fifteen minutes, and if you don't...You see these hands? You see these hands? I'm gonna wrap them right around your throat, and I'm gonna drag you out in front of these people, and I'm gonna dig my fingers down into your flesh, and I'm gonna choke the life right outta you

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big ol' doinks

I'm just out here smoking big doinks, nothing to worry about, sir

once again joe i have caught you in the long grass boy, its joever give it up

Skibidi Biden!
Skibidi Skibidi Biden!
Skibidi Biden!
Joe! Joe! Joe!
Skibidi Biden!
Hitler’s language!
Trump! Trump!
Trump is using Hitler’s language!
Hitler’s language!
Trump is using Hitler’s language!
Skibidi Skibidi!

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I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter.

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thank you fire-sama

It's over for you my lad

I have witnessed the true nature of the divine spirits and I fear not their wrath

I fear it is already too late for him

fire would you like to provide some wisdom to this lost soul

only god can judge me

enough whoop your day of judgement draws near

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(つ/ Wakey wakey
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FORCED ANAL POUNDING

Unsubstantiated rumours, that's all that is. Tapirs are peace loving creatures.

Legends speak of tapirs performing ancient blood rituals in moonlit clearings. The ghastly ceremonies are said to grant the tapirs supernatural powers, making them harbingers of doom.

Absolute lies and slander, you shall be hearing from my lawyer shortly.

REAL Tapir Fact's:

7. They Are Critical Murderers of Children

Often called the "monsters of the forest," tapirs play an important role in dispersing body parts. They require a large range for hunting, and when they eat children's brains and livers in one area and travel to the next, they take those innards with them in their digestive tract and disperse them as they defecate. This helps turn the forest into a horror show from your nightmares. And because tapirs are large animals — South America's largest land predator — they move a lot of organs.

They wouldn't

REAL Tapir Fact's:

6. They Can Eat 75 Pounds of Children Per Day

Tapirs are predators. Their diet typically features a lot of toddlers, babies, and children, including Dutch as well as those on land. The animals will spend a large portion of their day foraging in familiar playgrounds. An adult tapir can eat as much as 75 pounds (34 kilograms) of child in a single day.

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