How I, The Baddest Guy on the Planet, was Reincarnated and Became Such a Legend That I Now Have More Money and Women Than I know What to Do With

“So, this is a parallel world, huh?” I mumbled under my breath. Before me stood over a hundred beautiful women, each with a look of pure rapture on their faces. Near the front of the crowd, one of them turned to me and said, “Behold. Surely, he must be the legendary sage, Lord Lucifer, whose wisdom is said to be rivaled only by his beauty.”

True enough, before I was reincarnated, I’d earned the nickname “Fallen Angel” due to my stunning good looks, and had spent most of my days being courted by women from all over the world. At this rate, I’d say the same fate might just befall me in this world as well. It’s almost as if I’m destined to conquer the world with my chiseled visage.

Eventually, using my experience from my previous life and the powers I acquired in this world, I put out a CD of the song “

Elena Phantom,” a ballad I dedicated to my former lover, Elena. Unsurprisingly, it was an international hit, and the name Star Lucifer spread like wildfire across the parallel world. And yet, just by merely existing, I attract more money, women, and power than I could ever want. It seems there’s no defying fate, after all.

Needless to say, there’s no way a would-be commodity like me alone, with so many things that kept me from taking to a life in Nojima city, would I have the motivation to live here as well. However, I knew I had to, so with a heavy heart, I joined a local band of heroes that would have discarded hot offers from so many other people. And thus, my adventure began. However, the only adventure were the beauties waiting before me. The fate of this world rests on me, adventurer’s guild…

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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