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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 10:17am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:21am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 2:29am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:46am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 2:41am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 2:29am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 2:29am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 1:36am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:36am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:48am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 7:06am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 2:47am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 1:40am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 3:03pm



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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