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sit in front of your linux computer playing with the all-new-and-improved
linux kernel version.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol...
-- Crazy Nigel
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get any older.
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It's the thought, if any, that counts!
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One man's Mede is another man's Persian.
-- George M. Cohan
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Pedaeration, n.:
The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the
sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the
North Pole.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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