I went to a dinner party the other night to his place, and he asked me if I wanted to try his "secret recipe" meatballs. They were so good, I asked him what was in them. He replied, "Oh, just a little bit of my grandparents ashes." I was speechless. Then he added, "Don't worry, I only put in a pinch." I couldn't decide if I should be horrified or impressed by his dedication to seasoning.

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