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In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call
this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.
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The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
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It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire
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For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.
-- Titus Lucretius Carus
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...you might as well skip the Xmas celebration completely, and instead
sit in front of your linux computer playing with the all-new-and-improved
linux kernel version.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
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