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85 of 127 (67%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2020 @ 7:12am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 4:19am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 4:49am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:45am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 5:56am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 4:01am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:00am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:45am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 5:20am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 4:54am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2020 @ 8:03am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 2:34am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 8:23am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 6:14am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 6:12am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 5:08am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:45am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2020 @ 6:10am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 5:56am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 6:02am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 4:46am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 5:20am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:05am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 4:34am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 2:37am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:07am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:45am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 10:43am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 5:16am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 4:50am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 5:17am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 4:59am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:12am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 5:46am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:51am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 5:48am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 5:17am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 6:25am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:25am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:00am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:00am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 9:42am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 10:16am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 5:22am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 4:41am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 10:57am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 8:01am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:16am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 10:58am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:15am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:02am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:07am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 6:44am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 7:59am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 6:01am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 8:24am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 3:01am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 3:16am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 2:58am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 10:17am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 6:53am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 6:45am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 6:45am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:23am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2020 @ 2:37am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 6:07am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2021 @ 4:42am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2021 @ 5:06am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

BFF

Lick a friend

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.