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5.8 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
HOLLLYYYYYYY ♥♥♥♥ MAN.

I love this game. The only complaint I have is that the full version isn't out yet. I just got it today and have already gotten everything available in this version. This game brings a whole new meaning to 'Locked in'. I was just scrolling through the free games I could download and this popped up. I thought "oh, a silly little simulator that I can play mindlessly and pass time". WRONG. Well, not entirely wrong. It definitely passes time. I started playing then boom four hours later. And I wanted to just keep playing. More and more and more. I want to be the best store owner in the world. I want to control prices and profit off these people. I want to buy bread for less than a dollar per unit then charge nearly four dollars per unit. I want to be the jeff bezos of convenience stores. What other store has their cleaning supplies and toilet paper on the same shelf as their candy? Who else keeps peanut butter next to whiskey? I control the world. You can control the world. You can open your store and stock it with only bread. Your customers might not like it but that doesn't matter. You're in charge, and what are they gonna do? Just not buy from you? Unlikely. You're the only option, you have all the power. I want to live in this game. I have no doubt I'll rack up a hundred hours in between my classwork and actual boring real life job, only to be upset I have no progress when the full version comes out. Oh well, that means I get the pleasure of starting over again.

THIS GAME ROCKS FOR SOME REASON!!!
Posted 11 February.
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9.8 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
huge tits on men and women
Posted 4 February, 2023.
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4.2 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
This game is so unique and thought inducing. It gets somewhat repetitive however it isn't annoying like you'd expect. I feel like there's always new things to discover even when I felt like the game was over. You get emotionally invested in the characters even when yours can't speak. You listen to the narrator and it really makes you feel like you're there with him, like he's talking to you. Overall I think this game is great and it really dives into parts of you that you never think about and challenges not only your ability to follow instructions but your ability to adapt. It's unlike any other game I've played and even these words don't fully describe the depth of this game. There's so many layers that you wouldn't think about if you just played through once or twice. It really is such a pleasant experience.
Posted 25 December, 2022.
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78.5 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
game asf
Posted 26 February, 2022.
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1,022.6 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
It's immaculate, I've only had it for a few days but today was the first day I actually played it. I have about 8 and a half hours on it (from today) and a bunch of missing assignments- it's that good! 10/10 would fs recommend.
Posted 29 November, 2021.
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45.4 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
good
Posted 11 July, 2021.
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124.3 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
it good
Posted 21 March, 2021.
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