The first thing I noticed about Ganelgenon was his many nipples. They were large, and like constellations, they darted around his body as he moved. I found this strange, but not off-putting.

Sweat dappled his manly brow and his manlier second brow, which is what I call a human pelvis.

He pulled out his wand and said "Let's get magical." And I said, "Yes, let's do that. Let's do that please. But come on, put the dragon outside."

Ganelgenon said, "No, the dragon stays. He is my familiar. How dare you insult him?"

I said, "I'm sorry Ganelgenon, I didn't mean to, I didn't realize that that was how you felt. Let's not get into this now, so early in our relationship, and the night is so young."

Ganelgenon agreed, and exploded my butt with magic.