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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:19am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:01am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 3:05am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:37am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:32am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:30am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:36am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:37am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:36am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 10:40am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 3:12am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:09am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:07am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 7:25am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:19am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 4:34pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:54am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:35am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:21am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 3:23pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:08am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 3:07pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 7:28am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:25am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 8:16am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 3:36am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 4:26am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 4:31am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:49am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:21am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:29am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:34am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 7:30am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 6:54am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 9:59am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 11:59am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 11:04am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 9:25am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 3:44am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2020 @ 2:23pm