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74.1 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ hag players
Posted 16 July.
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14.2 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
WARNING! SPOILERS BELOW!

Good game. Was fun to play and really made you think hard at times! If you have someone to play it with you should try it.

Just wish there was more explanation for the ending.
Posted 12 June.
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0.1 hrs on record
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 31 March.
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2.0 hrs on record
BEST GAME GIVE THIS GAME OF THE YEAR!
Posted 26 March.
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294.2 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
Online Warhammer go brrrrr
Posted 26 March.
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0.1 hrs on record
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BEST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED!!
Posted 26 March.
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27.6 hrs on record
This game is super fun if you play with friends. Don't take yourself too seriously, its not Rust
Posted 26 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
170.5 hrs on record (169.7 hrs at review time)
I am happier now that I don't play this game.
Posted 26 March.
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5.4 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
This game was my entire childhood. I couldn't even begin to speculate how many hours I probably played this on PS2. From ages 5 to 15 this game was my favorite, and it still holds true in my top 3 of all time. One of the greatest pieces of Video Game Media ever created. If you haven't played it, you're missing out big time.
Posted 8 March.
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48.5 hrs on record
I love this game, genuine GOTY material.

Arrowhead delivered an amazing game, and Sony nearly ruined it. However, Democracy is well alive. We rallied, and S̶o̶n̶y̶ The Automatons caved.

FOR SUPER EARTH. FOR THE CREEK. FOR DEMOCRACY.
Posted 16 February. Last edited 5 May.
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