Hi im (REDACTED), nice to meet me
Let's cut to the chase. You want me. I know you want me ,but in case you're blind, deaf, or disabled here are the top 10 reasons why i basically have the job.
Im hot sh!t
Im hot sh!t
Im hot sh!t
Im hot sh!t
Again for efficiency’s sake , I’ll spare you the other 6 reasons. Im hot ♥♥♥♥. Whether you like it or not. I mean you can not hire me and (REDACTED) can continue to SUCK. Or you can smarten up, put your pants on, and hire me. Let’s not forget I was too good for (REDACTED). Hell Im probably too good for (REDACTED), but dont you want a chance of hiring the best employee of all time. If I were in your shoes i would be begging me to work for me. But im not a beggar, im a chooser and i chose you (REDACTED), you lucky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So will you hire me or throw away a million dollars.

- by (REDACTED)

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