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211.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
can recommend
Posted 13 November, 2024.
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87.6 hrs on record (74.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
simple, good
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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290.1 hrs on record (66.2 hrs at review time)
forza 4 +
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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29 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
24.1 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
needs 3090 to run it on full power, but it is worth it all the way
Posted 28 December, 2020.
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0.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
the music while battling is amazing and the memes are great
Posted 11 April, 2020.
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192.2 hrs on record (127.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Allot of development support, really nice slow casual gameplay.
Reccomended for casual gamers.
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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56.1 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
if you want cheap go for 2017, if you ant to be cool go for 2018. the games are quie simaliar (just like every yearly game) but the ERS and the AI do give it a newer feeling....

worth $20/25
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
said it works with steam controller, well it doesn't.
and as you may aspect: only 10% of the game is free.
(wasn't expecting much else but telling it for everyone who doesn'tknow).
Posted 10 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
my experience with pony world 3

about one year and a half i found this game put my hands before my eyes for the horror i saw.
a game about ponies or something...
then i scrolled down to these reviews, and was amazed about this game and what people were saying about it.
as i was reading the comments, my head was imaging how pony world 3 would be.
i doubted to buy the game, but decided i would rather die (1,24) rich(er) than a bronie.
somethimes i returned when i was a bit down, so i could read the reviews and be cheered up.
but i could not turn my back towards the game and it reviews so it sat on top of my wishlist for one and a half year.
when i showed my new claasmates this game we got really exited and read all the funny comments (my teacher eventually also wanted to die when i read him the best ones).
and for 1,24 a lot of guts and a laugh on my face, i finaly bought it
now i started the game created a female pony with pink skin and red hair, ans as specail: cashier.
got spawned in placed a house, build 2 farms en went to the city, after doing a circle i realised how to enter a house.
the first house i tried was a disco: only adult ponies can enter
with my hearth crused my for legs moves useless in the outside world i went to the next house,
a hair dresser, i didn't wanted to change my hair because it was already fabulous, i asked for a job: you don't have the right skills to work here
after a few more houses i found the market asked for a job, worked 8 hours and as soon i was done i wasted all of it on food, my health was still at 22%.
but soon i found a docter, i did not own enough money to let him help me, hed rather just let me die, i decided not to spend my last hours not to be working to pay the docter.
NO i decided to explore the rest of pony word 3 in my last few hours.
and not long after i found the portal to the beach, i quikly found out you can earn money by playing mini-games on the beach.

The first game i played was super toxic i am still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad about it, my problem was that i had to jump on platforms but you literally can only touch the top and you get three lives wich do nothing and you die if you would like some money.
after rage quiting because i died like, oooo i don't know 74 times and ending up with nothing.
so yeah i was like ♥♥♥♥ this (kids) game, and went to the next game, a maze after collecting around 80% of all the coins i still lost i still don't know how....
i am starting to get in love with my hatred for these games.
after giving up the maze, i wanted a fairy tell like disney or something like that, so i ran all crying (from the minigames) to the forest.
once i was also trying to escape the forest i met a woman named alice, or ava, or maybe lana. anyway i forgot the ♥♥♥♥♥ her name.
but we had a conversation and i quikly found out
ponies do not like it when you talk about money
and after a while they don't even like compliments.
and after giving up on maybe getting into a relationship with a woman because i am also a female pony, and this game is not LGBT friendly and this left me and my pony mentally scared for our (short)life.
sad and confused i wanted to go home and so i found the portal 7 feet away from me, as i entered the portal the most famous thing happend in gaming history....
my game crashed

this was the moment i just gave up i was crying in the corner screaming
Originally posted by me:
this is so realistic
this was my experience, choose if you want to live or want to die, die, die, die, die again, again ,again and, again,and again, and forever

now i feel like i went trough an long emotionally rollercoaster with all the emotions
joy, love, terror, suprise, dead, disgust, boredom, disapproval, optimism, aggressiveness, (appereantly something called awe,) distraction.

and before all this i wanted to die becausei didn't believe in humanity, now after the game after all these experiences after all this new information, finding out humanity created a game like this not just once, not just twice, but three times so thanks to pony world 3 i am now fully commited and ready to to fully comit to the church and do a 180 on my life
(just kidding i am currently standing on a chair :steamhappy:)
Posted 26 November, 2017.
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14.4 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
omg
its so good, i just finished it
and all i can say is, its so good.
its is like a 3d text adventure and if you are like what its 3d or text but no
play the demo and you know exactly waht i mean
and spoiler alert
the game teaches you about something really dangerous
it is about something dangerous in real life but it waits with telling you till the end
it is about drunk driving, and altough it doesn't look like it is, it is that way it suprisses suprissed you

so go ahead and buy i for 10 or 3,40 it is totally worth it
Posted 29 October, 2017. Last edited 29 October, 2017.
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