Recent reviews by yobeefjerky

Silly cat game is indeed silly cat game, and then it grips you by the kneecaps and hurls you into a compelling story of class struggle and fighting an oppressive entity to earn freedom for the inhabitants of an entire city, a remnant of the servants of very long dead forerunners.

And you're a cat doing cat things.

It's a very fun little plane sim, and feels like the airborne equivalent to Sprocket with exactly as much amusing jank that implies.

It's great, I love it.

I cannot explain just how much I adore this series of janky little spreadsheet looking navy simulators, RtW 3 reinforces that. There's a series of new features, stuff like shipyard limits, better treaty systems (I did still regret ever accepting THAT treaty though, but at least I did!), a larger timespan, and, most importantly, more detailed ship art (so I can spend thrice the time on each ship design lol).

If you're put off by the graphics or daunting UI, I'd ask you to try it out, because the UI is very well laid out and can be picked up rapidly, and the graphics... they're not the primary focus, they're good for the type of game this is.


Obligatory "This is like UAD but actually good" joke.

at 666 hours, I CAN confirm, this game is definitely not satanic.

At exactly LEET.7 hours, I can say this game is very fun, you can make ships and smash them together.

I actually far prefer Beyond the Sword, but I've logged quite a few hours in Civ IV outside of Steam, it's an incredible game that, true to it's nature as a Civ game, consumes your life without you realizing it. The graphics by this point are obviously rather outdated but it's a game nearly old enough to start driving in the US and their low fidelity doesn't really subtract from the experience (you're not staring at each model close up). Overall, I would rate the game rather highly and recommend it to people even if it is two releases out of date.

Also, fun story with tech support, I received this copy (and the DLC) for free, I owned the discs and a while back wanted to move the game to Steam, slight issue, Steam didn't exist when the discs were made, so I contacted support, they requested that I send in an image with all of the discs, about a couple hours later lo and behold I now had a nice story to tell and a genuinely good experience with customer support, something that's pretty rare to come by.

Incredibly good story with really good CG, it's relatively short (I've about 10ish hours in it and have half the final endings done) but packs a lot of entertainment in, it's absolutely worth the $4 price tag ($5 if you want to get the DLC too which is nice).

Yeah it's pretty short but that's not much of an issue, the game has some really good comedy. The only possible complaint I could have is the controls, which feel slightly sluggish.
Overall 9/10

Stellaris is far better than it has any right being, I highly reccomend it if you want to play a space RTS.
It runs surprisingly well on my very bad (32-bit) PC, that's with about 30 mods active; it still pulls off fairly good framerate with nearly a hundred active.

PC is 32-bit
Game refuses to work
10/10 would blackscreen again